Katie Norris is selling ME for opening bid of $150, make all checks and offers out to Katie Norris, all procedes benifit the Katie-Is-Poor and Brittnay-wants-a-boy foundations. All reasonable offers concidered. We appricate your service.

no fine print.

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wow, you are both HUGE assholes...nice goin'.

after years of marrige the husabands finally told his wife that is she would only firm up her butt a little she wouldnt ahve to keep useing her girdle. "really?" replied the wife. "and if you firmed up your fick i wouldnt have to keep using your best friend!"

so says the "dirty jokes" cards

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i knew i shouldnt have gone to the mall tonight

i heard the most accurate description of my emotional self today (thanks to kevin)
i am emotionally masochistic
ask if you dont get it

my emotions are a FUCKING chain of dominos.
one god damn thing goes wrong and that one SINGLE domino falls...they ALL fucking begin to fall.
so then, i have to go all the way back to the beginning and set every FUCKING one of them up again.

just...whatever