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I am now obsessed with Chuck Norris jokes.
One time, Chuck Norris stubbed his toe, and destroyed the whole state of Ohio.
Chuck Norris is not a child of god. God is a child of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
If you look at Chuck Norris while he is smiling, your entire family will get AIDS.
Chuck Norris can breathe fire.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't go up, the world goes down
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
&& my personal favorite
Helen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
Ohh man. There's some pretty awesome Mr.T jokes too.
But Chuck Norris is better.
Fuck Mr.T.