Funniest thing I've read in awhile

[indierockaholic]

"Paris Hilton is calling on her fans to help her stay out of jail - by endorsing an online petition they can sign. The desperate socialite, who was sentenced to serve 45 days in jail last week after violating terms of her 2006 drink-driving arrest, has teamed up with a pal called Joshua to urge fans to help her. In a post on her MySpace blog,

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[abbacadabra]

"She provides hope for young people all over the US and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives."

Oh God. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.