this is a test of the emergency broadcast system...

[indiesquare]

i got here nearly a half an hour early this morning. such a shame. i suppose i should invest in a watch sometimes soon. or pay more attention to when i get up in the morning. maybe that is the universe telling me that i should wear makeup or something. since i obviously have the time

Comments

[joyful_grrrl]

meh. update as much as you want, about whatever you want. i often go several entries without comments, i'm pretty much over it. if people don't want to read, they won't read, but this is YOUR journal first and foremost, don't censor yourself because others might not want to read it. :)

[indiesquare]

touchet. you raise a good point. i suppose i just keep thinking that way because i have been updating for so long just to talk to certain people. but, things cannot always be that way. so, i should just own this journal. wow, that sounded so drag queen of me! work it girl! haha!
i mean, it should be for me. that is why i have it. so, thanks for the comment and i will definitely take what you said to heart. : )

[joyful_grrrl]

work it girl! you OWN this show! you go out there and TAKE COMMAND!

haha. i'm glad my advice could be helpful :) xo

[indiesquare]

haha! you know it!

and your advice is always welcome!
<3

[neuroticjones]

hellooo... wedding shower without emergency escape route?! are you crazy?! wedding showers were never meant to be enjoyable social events. as a fellow singleton, you should know that already. they fall into the same category as baby showers. personally i prefer an alcoholic shower. yes, a gin shower. you would host something like that for me. wouldn't you? anyways... my weekend was somewhat excruciating because i hung out with boring str8 guy i thought was interesting. someone put a bullet into my head! so we should get married together just for the gifts and having a nasty oiled-up stripper drag their hairy crotch against our faces. yeah!

[indiesquare]

seriously! i felt completely trapped in a pink and white cell, and the stupid thing lasted way longer than it was supposed to. when i heard the words "is there something going on after us?" and "no, we can stay here as long as we like" i knew it was going to be bad. and my family is late to everything, so it started like an hour and a half late to boot! i think there should be an open bar at all these things... instead we got some lemonade and candy covered sunflower seeds! what frigin' gip that was!
so, hanging out with a straight guy, huh? that can never come to any good! what were you thinking?
but, don't worry... when you get married i will throw you the most divine, booze-ladened bash you ever did see!

[neuroticjones]

candy covered sunflower seeds? hm... its called a fucking wedding shower, not some sorta prissy baby shower. jeez! i think i should get you a flask for birthday or kwanzaa or whatever... i'll just get you a flask for those emergency situations. use sparingly me dear.