Impolite Korean
Kukuku So yes Indeed.
Quite. Awesome infact.
So I had 현태 오빠 teach me bad words in 한국어 today...
It took a while to get him in the mood to tell me such things...which is fair. Until a week ago he didn't know I swore, and even told his friend 지해 to "keep it polite" when I had gone over to thier house. Lol
Yeah but once we started it was awesome. Please to be enjoying some, first is the literal meaning and aside I have 'adjusted' it to what it would basically mean.
씨발 = Fuck (WORD! Feel free to use it with anything just like you would the english word. "씨발아 안녕!" haha awesome.)
꺼져 = Go Away!/Get out of here! (How this is a swear word I don't know but its awesome anyway)
지랄 하네 = Crazy Person Doing (Say it when someone is acting crazy...big insult actually)
좆까 = Insideout Dick (HAHA this one made him go bright red trying to explain...soooo awesome. It's literal meaning is weird, but he said it roughly translated to "Ass" although in actuality its more offensive than "Fuck", use this word with any of the other swear words to make it worse, more insulting and impolite. ^^)
다물아/다져 = Shut up (The second one is more impolite)
놈 = Man (VERY impolite...Pig, Dick, Asshole? Something along those lines)
년 = Woman (VERY impolite, the equvilant of refering to women as bitches)
미친 놈/년 = Crazy Ass (Refering to a male/female)
족고 싶나? = Want to die? (Uses the dialect from 부산 a city/region of South Korea, more impolite speech)
쌍 = Slave (VERY rude, basically you call anyone this they will HAVE to fight you...haha. Apperently South Korea enslaved thier own people some thousand years ago so you can say this to anyone there and they will be offended to high hell)
어쩔래? = What do you want? (Really impolite)
개새끼 = Offspring of a dog (Son of a bitch, apperntly 개, which means dog, IS HELLA OFFENSIVE...you can add it to any other swear word and make it a hundred times more offensive...WORD)
Now if that wasn't enough...I was digging through my note book trying to find something...I forget now, but anyway I found the paper where I had tried making my own horrible things to say in 한국어...well I laughed and kinda flashed it at 현태...he was really interested so I let him see it...
My turn to go a million different shades of red...cause well....I was being creative when I made it...and well you'll see. Haha he corrected some for me...although two of them were so bad he refused and well...yeah lol.
1. 너의 실패는 놀라워. = Your fail is amazing. (I actually had this one correct! Amazing)
2. 너의 실패는 나조차 널라게 해. = Your Fail surprises even me. (I had it half right, although I had poor spacing as always)
3. 바로 가서 족어라. = Just go and die. (I was close but no cigar)
4. 너의 아픔은 나를 즐겁게 해. = Your pain pleases me. (I had a slight spelling error)
5. 너의 에이즈는 즐기있어. = Enjoy your AIDS. (HAHAHA It took me a while to explain this one to him...he seems grossly offened...Ooopse...I had this one perfectly correct though. ^_^)
6. 너는 게이가 아닌것처럼 하지만 너는 게이인 것처럼 시로해라. = You're not as gay as this but you're trying. (WOW this one too took forever to explain...So far all my other strange things weren't completely foriegn, but this one he said would easily be spotted as not Korean. No one would ever say this in Korea, its sensical but obviously a translation.)
7. 내 자지는 빨있어고 필요해. = My dick needs sucking. (HAHAHA He got this one easily since I had it right...but he refused to comment and merely wrote "Beep" on my paper he was fixing XD)
8. 너의 눈물은 나를 굳은고 만들있어. = Youre tears make me hard. (He also refused to do anything with this one...although I had to have had it close....he asked me like 5 times if I meant to write "tears" and then was like "Why the hell would tears make my dick hard?" <--AWESOME haha so I explained it was simular to the "your pain pleases me" sentance and he just gave me funny looks and was still like WTF...so awesome.)
Yep and during this I helped with with his english swearing. ^_^ haha so much fun. And whats even better is that when I went to go leave he called out 'Enjoy your AIDS!" to me! HAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA! So ofcourse I called out "씨발아 재미있어요!" (Fucking Fun!) haha so awesome. I'm going to practice my impolite terrible speech and greet him soooo fucked up tomorrow its gonna be awesome. XD
I hope you have enjoyed todays lesson on what to say in Korean to get your ass kicked. HARD.
Please tune in next time for things to say to get you raped.
I am afraid I must go to hell now.
Good night everyone.
Quite. Awesome infact.
So I had 현태 오빠 teach me bad words in 한국어 today...
It took a while to get him in the mood to tell me such things...which is fair. Until a week ago he didn't know I swore, and even told his friend 지해 to "keep it polite" when I had gone over to thier house. Lol
Yeah but once we started it was awesome. Please to be enjoying some, first is the literal meaning and aside I have 'adjusted' it to what it would basically mean.
씨발 = Fuck (WORD! Feel free to use it with anything just like you would the english word. "씨발아 안녕!" haha awesome.)
꺼져 = Go Away!/Get out of here! (How this is a swear word I don't know but its awesome anyway)
지랄 하네 = Crazy Person Doing (Say it when someone is acting crazy...big insult actually)
좆까 = Insideout Dick (HAHA this one made him go bright red trying to explain...soooo awesome. It's literal meaning is weird, but he said it roughly translated to "Ass" although in actuality its more offensive than "Fuck", use this word with any of the other swear words to make it worse, more insulting and impolite. ^^)
다물아/다져 = Shut up (The second one is more impolite)
놈 = Man (VERY impolite...Pig, Dick, Asshole? Something along those lines)
년 = Woman (VERY impolite, the equvilant of refering to women as bitches)
미친 놈/년 = Crazy Ass (Refering to a male/female)
족고 싶나? = Want to die? (Uses the dialect from 부산 a city/region of South Korea, more impolite speech)
쌍 = Slave (VERY rude, basically you call anyone this they will HAVE to fight you...haha. Apperently South Korea enslaved thier own people some thousand years ago so you can say this to anyone there and they will be offended to high hell)
어쩔래? = What do you want? (Really impolite)
개새끼 = Offspring of a dog (Son of a bitch, apperntly 개, which means dog, IS HELLA OFFENSIVE...you can add it to any other swear word and make it a hundred times more offensive...WORD)
Now if that wasn't enough...I was digging through my note book trying to find something...I forget now, but anyway I found the paper where I had tried making my own horrible things to say in 한국어...well I laughed and kinda flashed it at 현태...he was really interested so I let him see it...
My turn to go a million different shades of red...cause well....I was being creative when I made it...and well you'll see. Haha he corrected some for me...although two of them were so bad he refused and well...yeah lol.
1. 너의 실패는 놀라워. = Your fail is amazing. (I actually had this one correct! Amazing)
2. 너의 실패는 나조차 널라게 해. = Your Fail surprises even me. (I had it half right, although I had poor spacing as always)
3. 바로 가서 족어라. = Just go and die. (I was close but no cigar)
4. 너의 아픔은 나를 즐겁게 해. = Your pain pleases me. (I had a slight spelling error)
5. 너의 에이즈는 즐기있어. = Enjoy your AIDS. (HAHAHA It took me a while to explain this one to him...he seems grossly offened...Ooopse...I had this one perfectly correct though. ^_^)
6. 너는 게이가 아닌것처럼 하지만 너는 게이인 것처럼 시로해라. = You're not as gay as this but you're trying. (WOW this one too took forever to explain...So far all my other strange things weren't completely foriegn, but this one he said would easily be spotted as not Korean. No one would ever say this in Korea, its sensical but obviously a translation.)
7. 내 자지는 빨있어고 필요해. = My dick needs sucking. (HAHAHA He got this one easily since I had it right...but he refused to comment and merely wrote "Beep" on my paper he was fixing XD)
8. 너의 눈물은 나를 굳은고 만들있어. = Youre tears make me hard. (He also refused to do anything with this one...although I had to have had it close....he asked me like 5 times if I meant to write "tears" and then was like "Why the hell would tears make my dick hard?" <--AWESOME haha so I explained it was simular to the "your pain pleases me" sentance and he just gave me funny looks and was still like WTF...so awesome.)
Yep and during this I helped with with his english swearing. ^_^ haha so much fun. And whats even better is that when I went to go leave he called out 'Enjoy your AIDS!" to me! HAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA! So ofcourse I called out "씨발아 재미있어요!" (Fucking Fun!) haha so awesome. I'm going to practice my impolite terrible speech and greet him soooo fucked up tomorrow its gonna be awesome. XD
I hope you have enjoyed todays lesson on what to say in Korean to get your ass kicked. HARD.
Please tune in next time for things to say to get you raped.
I am afraid I must go to hell now.
Good night everyone.