I totally just updated my picture site for the first time since August ( Read more... )

once upon a time
there was a girl named jackie
who couldn't use the microwave to save her life
because it smelled like fish
so her raviolis were cold
and on her pants
and then her family abandoned her for ikea and sweedish meatballs
the end.

Last night was absolutely. amazing.
All the stress and the drama and all that other fun stuff couldn't have been more worth it.
Definately didn't think I'd ever say that this year.
I love my friends so much. And post-during finals. So much.
I honestly can't remember being this happy.

My birthday is in 127 days ( Read more... )

Actually, just kidding.
Halloween and I are biffs.

Hey skankballs. Guess what my plans for tonight are.

J Hor308 (4:25:19 PM): i'm going with my sister
J Hor308 (4:25:26 PM): halloween officially blows

Thanks. I love you all. April Fools.

I'm really sad right now because I heard a really good song on the radio today but I don't know what it's called or who sings it and I was gonna google it but the only lyrics to it that I know are "singing ohhh ohhh" which obviously helps me tons ( Read more... )

Gahhhd I am such an attention whore.

Just kidding. I'll do a real update now ( Read more... )

Gahhhd I never update my journal anymoreee.

Well that was fun. See you in 6 more weeks.