Well, I have a couch, a settee, a bed, tons of crap, unfiled papers and tax information, dirty dishes in suitcases, a crack-baby kitty and a dog who won't eat, messmessmessmess, a really great new apartment and a loaner car. About three minutes ago, I lost all drive to organize and move in my apartment. SO MUCH of what I have is miscellany. I want ( Read more... )

OK one more just because it's a same-day occurrence.

Red Dodge Ram, Louisiana plate reading :

FAT

Louisiana plate on a Grand Marquis driven by a 700 year old woman with blue hair:

TRY1GOD

Louisiana plate on a black Corvette read:

NEOCON.

Why does CNN Money keep saying that oil prices are reaching record highs? "Oil at $130 a barrel for the first time in history!" Well, yes. And I'm sure next week, it'll be $131 for the first time in history. WE KNOW, CNN, THAT GAS PRICES ARE RISING. A simple "Gas is still expensive" headline would suffice, or even better, shut the hell up and do ( Read more... )

Mmmm... doggie breath :)

GO CELTICS!

CHILI PEPPERS BURN MY HAAAAAND!

oh CHRIST.

How does one get rid of chili oil?? I've tried baking soda, olive oil, milk, soap and water... help!!

how.did.the.patriots.lose?

how did my team play so badly? they're 84-2 being down in the 4th quarter and GUESS WHAT?? THE TWO LOSSES WERE BOTH AT SUPERBOWLS.

tom, we might not be able to get married anymore. it's not you, it's me.

Sometimes people come through and it's the most wonderful, beautiful thing.