Hahaha.. I love T-shirt Hell

You can do anything if you set your mind to it? This is one of the biggest lies since, "I won't cum in your mouth.", "I have that other kind of AIDS." or "I was just standing here stroking my dick, minding my own business but your sister won't stop backing into it".

Your Daddy Is Johnny Depp

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Jesus H mutha fuckin' boom boom Christ.

Pretty boy with a gun, BANG BANG, FUN FUN.
Pretty girl with a knife, watch your back it's your wife!
Heroin, load my gun, shoot shoot, fun fun.
Pretty girl on ecstasy, now she wants to fuck me.

We are the dead,
we are in league,
we are the doctors of low self esteem.We do it wrong ( Read more... )

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I hate Botards.

I swear to god, if one more piece of food flies at me this year, someone's face will be introduced to the 1 inch thick sole of my prostiboot.

Liz is still contributing to the Kyle Hunger Fund.
Yay.

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Bang Bang!

I'm x_x.