I just made this up.

[indigoliquidd]

Little Jack Horner
Sat in a corner
Eating some whey and curds.
Along came Miss Muffet
Dragging her tuffet
And guests three doors down heard:

*THWACK* That'll teach you to steal my food, BITCH!

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[country16]

that's adorable lol (and hilarious)....AND how i feel when zack tries to steal my food!