This will probably be updated as I think of more. Perhaps I should start actually paying attention in lecture one of these days...
There once was a woman named Jane,
who screwed every guy in Champaign.
She started on Neil,
then hopped on the Teal,
and rode all the way over to Main.
There was a young lady in Babcock,
who had an incredible shock.
Because the guys in her dorm,
if the weather was warm,
would walk around in naught but a sock.