Crack! It destroys my brain

[industrialgirl1]

shaitanah has left us. At least for two weeks but that is bad enough. Before she left, she and I had another cracktastic conversation that resulted in me losing yet a few more braincells writing another pairing I never even wanted to know existed. She seems to have this effect on me which I find very alarming but it just can't be helped. Her evil Dorkiness

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[helike]

*dies of laughter* You hit the bull's eye, my dear XDD There is no doubt what (or who) is on Kishi's mind, taking into consideration how much there is Naruto in NARUTO XDD

[industrialgirl1]

XD It's so obvious! KishiSasu is so canon I'm baffled no one else is writing it. But seriously you can blame this (once again) on shaitanah, she's like my cracky evil muse driving me to write more brain destroying things without any chance of escape.^^
Glad you liked it! <3

[helike]

Well... obvious, but not for everyone ^^; Quite large part of the fandom still prefers to be blind tot he obvious truth ^^;

Bah... Will be boring without her, huh? =_=

[industrialgirl1]

The blind fools don't count. They probably also ship NaruHina and think Jiraiya died a virgin.^^ I see no other explanation for the fact that Sasuke has had more time on the screen than Sakura and Naruto together.)))

I don't think it has sunk in yet. By the end of the two weeks I'll probably be a quivering mess crying for my Mistress. >.>

[dayadhvam_triad]

OH MY DEAR GOD this is SHEER BRILLIANCE. XDDDDD <3

If it seems odd that I randomly popped up here--well, helike and I were mourning Kishi's excessive concentration on Sasuke and she, well, linked me here. :P But this is made of AWESOME.

(Did you post it at the comms? If you did I probably missed it since I've had sporadic absences, but if you haven't, I think you should. >D)

[industrialgirl1]

Thank you! I think of it more as sheer crackiness ,though XD

It doesn't seem odd! I love people that just randomly pop up to bask in the insanity that destroys my rain on a regular basis! Just don't blame me if it leaves any lasting damage on you.)))

(I did post it in one or two crack communities. I think. The pairing is a bit unconventional so I wasn't sure where to post it.^^)

[dayadhvam_triad]

Haha, sheer crackiness is sheer brilliance. ;)

I don't mind, I think this is lasting damage of a most memorable, and amusing, kind. >D

I'd encourage you to post it at chuunin. I think most members would very, very much appreciate the crack. And the pairing. XDDD

Btw, I really like your lj header. :)

[industrialgirl1]

You're right of course, but I would never call my poor attempts at crack brilliant.))))

Ah well, it's your brain after all. If it brings you closer to my level of insane crackiness then I shouldn't complain. XDDD

I did exactly as you suggested and already got a declaration of love. I should listen to you more often! Never mind that we've never talked to each before

Thanks! Itachi is only capable of being pretty so I wanted one with him. ;)))

[ootorotan]

Wahahahaah, that was damn beautiful! AND plausible! XDDD
'...heck I want Sasuke back in Naruto! ' *marries you* XD

I bet this is what's going on within the walls of Kishi's office. I just KNOW it is. <3

[industrialgirl1]

Hahahah. Beautiful definitely isn't what I would call it but thank you! XD

I admit that was me being voiced in that sentence. >.> And don't I have to say yes first? Or do you wear the pants in this relationship? XDDD

Of course it is! How else do you explain that he was on the cover again this week? He's so hot even his creator couldn't escape the pull!)))I don't think I can ever look at pictures of Sasuke the same way again...

[ootorotan]

Hahahah, well epic then XD

Hhahah, I thought so. There was a little bit of all of us in that sentence XD

I wear the pants of course! <3 I has a seme-collar around my neck, so I am the MAN in this relationship! XDDD

Hhaha, true, so true. I know how Kishi feels though, i've fallen for my own characters myself XD
Hahah, me neither, but well...that's been that way since way back on the OrochixSasuke cover xD

[industrialgirl1]

Epic insaneness probably. XD

Was it that obvious? I thought I hid the self insert pretty well but if you caught me I'll have to be more careful in the future...)))

*sniff* But, I'm wearing pants too? Do I have to be your full-time uke or are we going to switch once in a while? If so, then I want a uke-collar that matches your seme-one! XDDD

You have? Was he/she/it hot at least?
Your icon is lovely. I always wanted to ask exactly WHAT the animators thought when they drew this. Even if they wanted to draw him wrapped in phallic animals couldn't they have left the poor boy some clothes? Probably Kishi interfering into the anime again! XDD

[industrialgirl1]

*blush* Thank you! And of course you can say it! It makes me one happy, cracky writer.

I thought this pairing was just so obvious there was no way I could not write this. Kishi is very much Sasuke's bitch. XDD

I know! His expression was something that really disturbed me the first time I saw it. Now the shock has somehow numbed me but I still had to make this icon.

[maplepie_tree]

This...was the absolute most PERFECT ending to my day. XD Thank you SO MUCH.

I think I've finally found something to get me out of my art block now...God, you are so wonderful. :D

And yes, Kishi does have a wife. He's been married for five years if you look through the Naruto volumes, you'll see pictures from his assistants or friends congratulating him on his marriage/anniversaries.

[industrialgirl1]

Thank you! I'm glad my insaneness could make your day a bit crackier better and (hopefully) help you out of your art block! The world needs more pretty art after all. XD

Really? I tend to overlook things like this because of my scattered mind blindness being immersed in the storyline.