WTF???

[industrialkid]

How the hell do these things happen???

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[stochasticism]

GATORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[exoticjade10]

No!!! Say it isn't so..WTF!!

[chron_job]

My first instinct was to look at the date on the report...

But it's one day too late to be an April Fools joke... unless someone picked it up and re-reported it as if it were a real story.

-= Me

[turantula]

I really hope it's a late april fool's joke. The Cure, what are you thinking? Mr. Smith? I beg you reconsider. If you need to do something with Ms. Simpson so badly, might I suggest it involve earplugs? I find that's the only safe way to interact with her.