Abandoned Pursuit

[indyhat]

Characters: Claude/Bennet
Rating: R for smut and language, though as per usual, it's not very explicit because I am a prude.
Word count: 1,350ish
Summary: They might as well salvage something from the morning's efforts.
A/N: Originally written for cerebel's Sekrit cabal porn battle in response to the prompt Bennet/Claude, follow. Thanks to fantasticpants for her help

Comments

[veetvoojagig]

Heeeeee. Pretties.

NAH, IF U WAZ REEL X-POSTIN H0R UD POST 2 morallygrayfic.

[indyhat]

Thanks :)

... you think people can stand more flist spam? O.O

[veetvoojagig]

Heh. I've posted stories in eight comms before. They'll live. *snickers*

[indyhat]

Eight??!

Dude. *is impressed*

[visiblemarket]

Oh, great, now I'm never going to get around to my homework...

This was, um, very, very distracting. Can't even articulate what exactly I liked about it so much, except, just everything. So wonderfully snarky and hot and great, with added bonus of no angst! So, I'm happy. If procrastinating again.

[indyhat]

*g* Thank you! I'm very pleased you found it distracting fun/hot/snarky/delete as applicable ;)

Sorry to have assisted in your procrastination. Was there anything in particular you were avoiding?

[visiblemarket]

I'm doing a preLab for anthropology...and then need to do the full lab write up for the lab last week. It will not surprise you to know that both are due tomorrow. Because I'm a slacker.

Oh, well, I'm a happy slacker. Right now.

[indyhat]

Hee ;) Last-minute labs are part and parcel of college, no? ;)

[futuresoon]

Bennet's probably the only person Claude's ever known who can give a hand-job and make it defiant.

Ahahhaha. So much love. <3 (I'm going to need a Bennet icon eventually. You have reminded me of this. Dammit.) Also, it is most excellent to see that I am not the only one who can manage to write porn while remaining hopelessly prudish. We are such a rare species.

[indyhat]

Hee! I'm glad you like. (And how can you not have a Bennet icon??) ... yeah, prudishness FTW! I've written more explicit stuff but it was ... meh. I sort of hated myself after it was posted. ... So yeah. I'm not great with explicit.

[visiblemarket]

it is most excellent to see that I am not the only one who can manage to write porn while remaining hopelessly prudish. We are such a rare species.

We few, we happy few, we band of...perverts.

[indyhat]

You know, Henry V would have been a very different movie play if Hal had just got it on with the Dauphin (in suitably vague and non-explicit terminology, of course)

... you know, that's not a sentence I expected to be writing, like, EVER.

[fantasticpants]

Already told you what I thought, but - hotness. *_* And the snark makes it hotter, because it's so very them.

Defiant handjobs FTW! Bastard!Claude and Rookie!Bennet are such a fun combination.

Muchful love for this (AN 4 UR A$$Z).

[indyhat]

Thank you! :) And I couldn't have written this without snark. NO WAI!

(MAEK UP UR MINDZ - EITHR MAH A$$Z IZ TEH LUV 0R TEHY IZ MAED 0F PRETLZ)

[fantasticpants]

TEH PRETZLZ ONLEH ADDZ CHARMZ 2 UR A$$Z. LUCKEH CHARMZ.

[indyhat]

KEEP UR HANDZ 0FF MAH LUCKEH CHARMZ.

[fool_of_ships]

Exercise is definitely good fuel for sexytime. I bet Bennet will never admit that not being invisible was hot too. :)

[indyhat]

Hee! Yes. And no, Bennet never will - the silly man ;)