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[inebreated]

Scenario of tonight:

Phil and I, at the park, 12:30-ish.

Cops pull up.

We sit there.

Cop gets out of car, we walk towards cop.

Cop: "You know the parks close after dark."

Phil and I: "We're sorry sir, we'll get going right now."

Cop: "Do you have any identification on you?"

Phil hands Cop his ID. I say "I don't have any on me."

Cop: "None on

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[lovehood]

Woaw. O_o I'd be scared shitless.
Did you really call him "sir" like every time you talked?

[inebreated]

Yes. I felt obligated to. I didn't want to be rude or anything, you know.
My heart was beating so fucking fast. Oh god.