I got so fucking plastered...

[ineedaprince]

...I don't remember anything. The last thing I remember is drinking my screwdriver after that... Pa La Pinga if I remember. From what I hear, I kissed a few girls, kissed a few guys, one of whom has a girlfriend, I called Chad... I can never go back to my job again. I was crazy. I had one hell of a night

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[omfgitslourdes]

and by pool i mean toilet, and kids meant POOP!

[fukenindabushes]

maria u were fucken crazy. LOL. dont forget mention that the guy with the girlfriend was only at the party for 30 seconds before u made out with him and he was only at the party for 5 minutes. He left to eat some pizza. LOL. I <3 U Maria. U have to do that again minus the bucket and the falling out of the bed shit.LOL. Sorry

you didnt really take the kids to the pool. u liar.

[envy4misspiggy]

i love you maria. the drunken dial to chad was the best!!! :) I love you!

PS- "i love you" doesnt mean that im not gonna mail you the bill that Riverwind is gonna send me for my carpet when I move out bitch! lol. Thank god for my moms stanley steemer!

[fukenindabushes]

LMOA!!!!!!!! That was hilarious. OMG