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ineededthemoney

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Jun 25, 2006 22:48

Kakashi got me pregnant :(

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akatsukikakashi June 26 2006, 03:01:03 UTC

....No I didn't.

We just had sex this morning. It'd take weeks to find out if you were pregnant.

And even then, you wouldn't know if it was mine.

Whore.

ineededthemoney June 26 2006, 03:02:36 UTC

I KNEW IT KAKASHI

I KNEW YOU'D JUST BE A DEADBEAT DAD AND DRINK BEER ON THE COUCH ALL DAY

*SOBS* OUR POOR KAKASHI JR.

I GUESS YOU SHOULD JUST GET OUT OF MY HOUSE NOW SO HE NEVER HAS TO BE DISAPPOINTED IN YOUR FATHERING SKILLS

I'LL RAISE HIM BY MYSELF

akatsukikakashi June 26 2006, 03:04:09 UTC

...You just want me out of your house.

I'm staying. You weren't that good of a lay anyway.

ineededthemoney June 26 2006, 03:07:06 UTC

OH KAKASHI

YOUR FUTURE CHILD IS SOBBING WITHIN ME RIGHT NOW

HE IS ASKING ME HOW YOU CAN DENY THE SKILLS OF HIS MOTHER

HE HAS LOW SELF-ESTEEM ALREADY, I THINK

HE WANTS TO KNOW WHY YOU HATE HIM

AND HE SAYS GET OUT, TOO.

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uchihateme June 26 2006, 03:04:15 UTC

Oh please. You don't know who the father is.

ineededthemoney June 26 2006, 03:06:10 UTC

WELL IT'S NOT LIKE I HAD SEX WITH YOU TODAY, TOO >_>

uchihateme June 26 2006, 03:07:38 UTC

If raping me isn't considered sex, then no you didn't.

ineededthemoney June 26 2006, 03:08:29 UTC

tl;dr

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hayatemo June 26 2006, 03:38:55 UTC

NU-UH! KAKASHI GOT ME PREGNANT FIRST!

*just wants to be included*

ineededthemoney June 26 2006, 03:40:22 UTC

I was lying.

hayatemo June 26 2006, 03:43:59 UTC

Oh.

Me too.

Ew.

We're bonding.

Wait...

Are you like one of those super-homocidal minded individuals who kill people they bond with? *hopeful eyes*

ineededthemoney June 26 2006, 03:45:14 UTC

Ew. You're annoying.

And no. I'm like one of those super-homocidal minded individuals who kill everyone who annoys them. e_e;

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8gatesinmypants June 26 2006, 04:44:19 UTC

You guys had sex....? D:

;_; ....

8gatesinmypants June 26 2006, 04:44:33 UTC

...I was so sad..I forgot my sad icon...

ineededthemoney June 26 2006, 04:45:49 UTC

Emo.

8gatesinmypants June 26 2006, 04:51:50 UTC

( ... )

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8gatesinmypants June 26 2006, 04:44:50 UTC

Wait..I'm a bit more shocked..than sad...

ineededthemoney June 26 2006, 04:46:16 UTC

Shocked?

8gatesinmypants June 26 2006, 04:49:36 UTC

That you're such a slut. I thought you at least had SOME reservations!!

ineededthemoney June 26 2006, 04:50:20 UTC

I do. I wouldn't sleep with you, for example.

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