setting my soul on fire

[ineffable__]

i wish i had a real job so i could make money. they never, ever schedule me to work. once or twice a week tops. tonight was the one day they scheduled me to work, but i didn't feel like going in. so i called in sick. it's just such a hassle to go in every so often.

i hope they fire me.

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[_dancingmachine]

Ditto, niggity.
McFarlands can't suck my large penis

dtm3

[ineffable__]

you mean they can suck your large penis?

Re: dtm3

[ineffable__]

but yes, they can suck it.

Re: dtm3

[_dancingmachine]

yeah, whatev. they CAN suck my large penis.

and make it dtm15 ;)

[__dancewhore]

I'll get you a new job.

First, you have to start dry swallowing grapes. Then medium sized nuts. then condoms filled with flour. then we'll move you up to the real deal.

It pays well but you have to deal well under pressure and answer only to me.

p.s.; if you mess up your stomach will rupture and you'll die.

[ineffable__]

...
why does almost everything you say have something to do with sex of some sort? haha.

[__dancewhore]

i was talking about smuggling cocaine

[ineffable__]

haha. well ok. that's good then. i didn't read that throughly. i was assuming it had something to do with sex because i saw the word "condom".