Fortunes

[ineffableme]

This was my fortune from Chinese food at work the other day:

“You have had a long-term stimulation relative to business”

My fortune from dinner last night:

"You are the master of every situation"

Ben likes to add "in your butt" to the end of fortunes.  I like "in bed." Either way, fairly amusing.  I'm not sure that I really understand the first one,

Comments

[natashacorsicov]

I like the "in your butt"... that's the first I've heard of that one!
Some of the fortunes I have gotten in the past are really filthy if you reference the booty afterwards... :P