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[inelegancy]

so yesterday, my mom comes home and instead of seeing my sick ass in bed she looks outside and i'm lying there on a float in my pool with tanning oil all over in my bikini. and she just laughs.

i'm lucky she's my mom.

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[life_is_black]

you are. my mom would most likely drown me.

[quickedween]

you're very lucky...my mom would get mad and tell me that I'm never staying home again