Comments | ineptus: maybe partying will help

ineptus

maybe partying will help

Jan 20, 2006 01:29

I've been gone from Livejournal for a while. During this time away from the eljay-o-sphere, I have morphed from a rumpled, disagreeable, unapproachable shrew into a MYSTERIOUS DANCER.

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anonymous January 20 2006, 06:35:47 UTC

Hey missy, you respond to my cordial "i saw you" if you want this free ipod, and you gotta show me a little more shoulder blade...

georgefeeny January 20 2006, 07:31:36 UTC

Me: The bookish fellow in the green cardigan. Am I crazy, or did we have a moment?

_di January 20 2006, 16:15:01 UTC

Damn, you beat me to it.

Too bad you didn't poke his eyes out with your shoulder blades. Seriously.

nopraise January 20 2006, 08:30:53 UTC

Weekly World News gets anthraxed every other week. That and it is in Tampa. Is it really worth sinking so low?

ineptus January 20 2006, 16:18:19 UTC

I'd risk dying of anthrax for a chance to work at Weekly World News. But dying of anthrax in Tampa? What a gratuitous death.

scarlete January 20 2006, 19:56:23 UTC

Husband knows someone who works there. Dude. I'm in love with that magazine.

sogi January 20 2006, 08:46:50 UTC

you realize we'd have to be sleeping together, on a regular basis, exclusively, for me to get you an ipod. you're cool and all. but see ipods are against my code of ethics. but if we were exclusively involved well i might flex a bit.

stupidis January 20 2006, 11:06:26 UTC

You remind me of just about every Elton John song ever.

ineptus January 20 2006, 16:41:44 UTC

Someday, Elton John will rewrite a song for me. Goodbye, Jacksonville Rose.

PS: Your Michelle Williams comparison may have gone un replied-to, but do know that my vainglorious heart has been singing ever since you mentioned it. People have been telling me that since junior high. The first time I heard it, some girl came up to me and said "You look just like that girl from Dawson's Creek" and I got all the way home (with a grin on my face) before I realized that she wasn't talking about Katie Holmes, but that duckfaced chick instead.

Upon asking my brother if he agreed with your assessment, he said "SHE'S LIKE A VERSION OF MY SISTER THAT I'D BANG."

isthiscollege January 20 2006, 22:32:35 UTC

Even I was weirded out the entire movie. It was eerie. But, would you put up with your cowboy husband boning the lesser Gyllenhaal?