BEWARE!!

[inertiakneedoom]

Beware, Bart Allen, for I am your knee! DOOM upon you and your lot shall be reigned down by me! I am your equal and pudding! You are nothing, you impulsive buffoon! Beware my navel soap, for I am the Reverse-Impulse! I am Inertia!

Comments

[bart_pulse]

Wait, what?

[inertiakneedoom]

Your equal and opposite, I am! My wrath, you should beware!

[bart_pulse]

Okayyy... I'll keep that in mind.

[kara_zor_lol]

You don't "reign" doom, you "rain" it. Is English even your first language?

[rachel_dawes77]

...

Uhm, he had it right, actually.

[kara_zor_lol]

You would have a "reign" of terror, but you would "rain" something down upon somebody.

[rachel_dawes77]

To have reigned is to have ruled over something.

"Your lot shall be ruled down by me!" makes more sense than "Your lot shall be rained down by me!"

I mean, who would rain on people? That's stupid.

Aren't you like a reporter or something? Get a clue, airhead.

[rachel_dawes77]

I'm sorry. You're so cute I just can't take you seriously. I just wanna pinch your cheeks, cutie-pie.

[inertiakneedoom]

Inertia remains unfaltering. Fear me, mortal!

[rachel_dawes77]

You are just so adorable. I know! I'll bake you some cookies. Would you like that, you lil' villain?

[inertiakneedoom]

Yes, nice, cookies woul- NO! Evil, I am! Cookies satisfy me, won't! Completing mission thus given shall!

[thisislexluthor]

I admire your enthusiasm while questioning your sanity.

[inertiakneedoom]

What reason is questioning being san?