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[ineverwritehere]

i don't care how many people tell you it is, pouring beer down a girls ass is not a cool thing to do. even if you later tell her you have mad respect for her. no. not cool. don't do it. jerk.

yea. not a fun night out tonight. but at least theres only one more day to this neverending nonstop 14 day homestand!!

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[sunshinexerika]

Yeah, that is defininitely not cool. Call me and we should have first week of school hangout.

[mysteryyumyum]

to my dearest friend in her hour of need
it is not right that some dirty chump
poured his pint of beer down your rump
be it lager, pilsner, dark stout, or mead
beverage to ass? how unpleasant indeed!

this incident does in fact raise concern
the fellas today just don't know how to act
so lacking charm, class, manners, and tact
he is an asshat from what i can discern
you should have spat on his face in return

Again i express my condolences dear
for this dreadfully unpleasant affair
as i am certain it caused much dispair
but i assure you there is nothing to fear
just keep your derriere away from the beer!