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[infanttyrone]

I’ve heard you’re not supposed to be early for dates, but I didn’t want to be late either, and what was I going to do, stand outside the bar? There was a silvery suv parked out front with it’s lights flashing. It’s alarm sounded like a nagging Russian wife: Yuri-Yuri-Yuri-Yuri-Yuri… I sat at the bar and ordered a beer

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[fuzzilla]

>It’s alarm sounded like a nagging Russian wife: Yuri-Yuri-Yuri-Yuri-Yuri…<

Ha!

So how was it?

[infanttyrone]

Awful.

[spider88]

I like naked mole rats. But I'd still run away screaming, sorry. :)

Hope you date was naked mole rat barfing-free.

[infanttyrone]

No, it was horrible. I bored the shit out of her.

[spider88]

Maybe she inspired you to be boring, because she was boring?

[infanttyrone]

If only. No, she was into all kinds of stuff and things, and I don't really do anything interesting. So I kept asking her about herself, and she was very polite and open and patient and stifled her yawns. It was a perfect reminder of why I should stay out of the dating pool.

[bluebellrock]

What are NMRs? Are they like Freudian slips or something?

[micheinnz]

Er, no.

[infanttyrone]

That would be telling.

[lux_et_amor]

you are a fun one to read. i'll buy you a drink the next time i'm in town maybe- if you're just as entertaining in real life.

[infanttyrone]

in real life I'm a tedious bore, apparently.

[lux_et_amor]

i highly doubt that

[ellisbell]

I second that doubt.

[infanttyrone]

Is that like band camp or German camp? You send your kids out into the woods by a lake somewhere, and for three weeks they learn how to blow smoke rings, tell dirty jokes, and how to shoot last pocket?

Oh wait, that's college.