Real Person Fic - J2: But We'll Always Have Our Vending Machines Master Post
Title: But We'll Always Have Our Vending Machines
Fandom: Real Person Fic - J2
Characters/Pairings: Jared/Jensen
Genre: Schmoop, basically
Rating: NC-17 for Graphic Sexual Content (\o/) and Language
Word Count: 20,800
Author’s Note: Written for spn_reversebang in collaboration with the wonderfully talented artist maichan808 (who also beta’d it because she is perfect). Pretty much all of the rules about this high school, from the schedule to the physical layout, are stolen from my own high school, which is not in Texas, so be wary. Also, the school is named for the great Henry Stimson because he didn’t have a high school named after him, and it seemed wrong in every definition of the word *nod nod nod*. Title is a play on a line from 2gether’s beautiful song, Calculus, because maichan808 and I are the two most awesome people on the internet (fact). Okay, but in all honesty, guys, just go look at the art and squee at her and then pretend the story is as good as the art is, because it’s seriously the best fucking thing on the planet. *_*
Summary: AU: Jensen is the new math teacher at Stimson High. On his first day, he meets Jared Padalecki, an English teacher with a killer smile and a little too much time on his hands. Jared is pretty much perfect except for one thing: Jensen has no idea if they’re flirting or just friends.
PART ONE ♥ PART TWO ♥ PART THREE
ART: HOT FOR TEACHER
PDF ♥ PODFIC ♥ AUDIOBOOK ♥ EPUB
Thanks:
I owe one big ass thank you for this story, and that’s to maichan808. Thank you for being a) disgustingly talented, b) cracked out and hilarious, and c) completely willing to be indulgent when I sent you 8000 half-legible e-mails at 4 a.m. and you woke up to all of them and had to play the “make sense out of this clusterfuck” game. Srsly, though, I was so intimidated when I realized my dumb ass had claimed you for this challenge, and then you were so wonderfully fun to work with and you liked the fic (or said you did, don’t correct me :P), and you made pritty dividers and spoiled me and just HEART = WARM FOREVER. Okay, I’ll shut the fuck up now. *g* Point is: ILU. Also, thanks for fixing my epic grammar and other such fails. ♥ And she made a pritty, pritty PDF. See how she's perfect? *_*
chemm80: Who actually liked this story enough to make a podfic of it! I am blown away, and I appreciate it so much! :DDD
scorpiod1 & unavoidedcrisis: My writing battle bitches while writing this story-it would have never gotten done without the motivation to beat you guys. :P
wutendeskind: LOL. You’ll C WUT I DID THAR with Jared’s jersey number. I thank you for that.
TIMESTAMPS:
The Best of Times (Jared/Jensen, PG-13)
Jensen gets home from a long day and tries to charm Jared with his literary prowess. He is moderately successful. (512 words)
Sick Leave (Jared/Jensen, PG-13)
Jared is sick; Jensen is an awesome boyfriend. (518 words)
Fandom: Real Person Fic - J2
Characters/Pairings: Jared/Jensen
Genre: Schmoop, basically
Rating: NC-17 for Graphic Sexual Content (\o/) and Language
Word Count: 20,800
Author’s Note: Written for spn_reversebang in collaboration with the wonderfully talented artist maichan808 (who also beta’d it because she is perfect). Pretty much all of the rules about this high school, from the schedule to the physical layout, are stolen from my own high school, which is not in Texas, so be wary. Also, the school is named for the great Henry Stimson because he didn’t have a high school named after him, and it seemed wrong in every definition of the word *nod nod nod*. Title is a play on a line from 2gether’s beautiful song, Calculus, because maichan808 and I are the two most awesome people on the internet (fact). Okay, but in all honesty, guys, just go look at the art and squee at her and then pretend the story is as good as the art is, because it’s seriously the best fucking thing on the planet. *_*
Summary: AU: Jensen is the new math teacher at Stimson High. On his first day, he meets Jared Padalecki, an English teacher with a killer smile and a little too much time on his hands. Jared is pretty much perfect except for one thing: Jensen has no idea if they’re flirting or just friends.
PART ONE ♥ PART TWO ♥ PART THREE
ART: HOT FOR TEACHER
PDF ♥ PODFIC ♥ AUDIOBOOK ♥ EPUB
Thanks:
I owe one big ass thank you for this story, and that’s to maichan808. Thank you for being a) disgustingly talented, b) cracked out and hilarious, and c) completely willing to be indulgent when I sent you 8000 half-legible e-mails at 4 a.m. and you woke up to all of them and had to play the “make sense out of this clusterfuck” game. Srsly, though, I was so intimidated when I realized my dumb ass had claimed you for this challenge, and then you were so wonderfully fun to work with and you liked the fic (or said you did, don’t correct me :P), and you made pritty dividers and spoiled me and just HEART = WARM FOREVER. Okay, I’ll shut the fuck up now. *g* Point is: ILU. Also, thanks for fixing my epic grammar and other such fails. ♥ And she made a pritty, pritty PDF. See how she's perfect? *_*
chemm80: Who actually liked this story enough to make a podfic of it! I am blown away, and I appreciate it so much! :DDD
scorpiod1 & unavoidedcrisis: My writing battle bitches while writing this story-it would have never gotten done without the motivation to beat you guys. :P
wutendeskind: LOL. You’ll C WUT I DID THAR with Jared’s jersey number. I thank you for that.
TIMESTAMPS:
The Best of Times (Jared/Jensen, PG-13)
Jensen gets home from a long day and tries to charm Jared with his literary prowess. He is moderately successful. (512 words)
Sick Leave (Jared/Jensen, PG-13)
Jared is sick; Jensen is an awesome boyfriend. (518 words)