53. Throw him a 'care-bears' themed birthday party.
77. Tell him Wormtail has a crush on him.
90. Mimic everything he does with exaggerated limb-movements.
99. Drag out a banjo at Death Eater revels and start playing 'Kumbayah'
but...
54. Tell him what Snape's really up to.
:(
my absolute favorite, though:
80. Begin any question you ask him with 'Riddle me this!'
I think I'll start saying that. this makes me laugh, a lot. I really appreciate the image of someone following Lord Voldemort around exaggeratedly imitating his movements. or following anyone around, actually. it's just funny.
oh, goodness, the best part of the whole book: worried about you-know-who? you should be worrying about u-no-poo! the constipation sensation that's sweeping the nation! I almost died.
by all means, call me. I just got a cell phone, the number is 856 275 7478.
i knew you would appreciate this... i really like the one about stealing candy from a baby and magic markering potter glasses on him while he's sleeping. anyway, expect a phone call from me tomorrow. i am dying to talk to you, and don't think just about Harry Potter, because i love you for other reasons too. <3 liz
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33. Encourage him to 'think happy thoughts!'
42. Call him Tommy-boy.
43. If you're feeling gutsy, call him Voldie-poo.
53. Throw him a 'care-bears' themed birthday party.
77. Tell him Wormtail has a crush on him.
90. Mimic everything he does with exaggerated limb-movements.
99. Drag out a banjo at Death Eater revels and start playing 'Kumbayah'
but...
54. Tell him what Snape's really up to.
:(
my absolute favorite, though:
80. Begin any question you ask him with 'Riddle me this!'
I think I'll start saying that. this makes me laugh, a lot. I really appreciate the image of someone following Lord Voldemort around exaggeratedly imitating his movements. or following anyone around, actually. it's just funny.
oh, goodness, the best part of the whole book:
worried about you-know-who?
you should be worrying about u-no-poo!
the constipation sensation that's sweeping the nation!
I almost died.
by all means, call me. I just got a cell phone, the number is 856 275 7478.
loveD
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