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aCalvI0 3 8 7: lol idk ...
NeedlesxPins198d: hold my lip ring
aCalvI0 3 8 7: i heard that once in that show scared straight ... with those inmates ..
NeedlesxPins198d: hold my pocket
NeedlesxPins198d: yea i remember
NeedlesxPins198d: and then the lil bitch got traded for a pack of smokes
aCalvI0 3 8 7: lol
NeedlesxPins198d: so watch it bitch
NeedlesxPins198d: i'll trade you for gummy bears if u got no plans by sat
aCalvI0 3 8 7: what kinda gummy bears! thats the question
NeedlesxPins198d: Cosco super value 1 pound bag bitch
aCalvI0 3 8 7: ha but u aint got a costco premium membership card !
aCalvI0 3 8 7: i do
aCalvI0 3 8 7: with my picture on it ...
NeedlesxPins198d: fag
aCalvI0 3 8 7: yea i know ..
NeedlesxPins198d: the women do the shoppin
NeedlesxPins198d: bitch
aCalvI0 3 8 7: no no no ......
aCalvI0 3 8 7: the men do the shopping ... that way we buy what we want ... and give it to the women to cook for us ..
NeedlesxPins198d: ur daddy raised u all wrong
aCalvI0 3 8 7: MY DADDY TOUCHED ME ! .
aCalvI0 3 8 7: noooooooooooooo
NeedlesxPins198d: u make a list the woman buys the stuff cooks it serves it...feeds you(if its a real good woman)..cleans up...sexes you up..cleans up...and STFU
aCalvI0 3 8 7: good point .. i forgot about the list thing ...
aCalvI0 3 8 7: but ... how could u trust a woman with a list .... u tell her beer and she buys miller light ... u tell her steak ... she buys chicken ...
NeedlesxPins198d: thats cuz u got a dumb one
aCalvI0 3 8 7: technically im shopping solo right now .... but thats besides the point ...
NeedlesxPins198d: that tellu sumthing
NeedlesxPins198d: tells*
aCalvI0 3 8 7: NeedlesxPins198d: u make a list the woman buys the stuff cooks it serves it...feeds you(if its a real good woman)..cleans up...sexes you up..cleans up...and STFU
aCalvI0 3 8 7: u should post that so sarah could read it
NeedlesxPins198d: lmao
NeedlesxPins198d: u knw what u doin the shoppin tells you
NeedlesxPins198d: huh do you?
aCalvI0 3 8 7: hey u trust ure woman to do the shopping i dont .
NeedlesxPins198d: no that make you THE WOMAN
aCalvI0 3 8 7: ull see when ure wife gets home with peaches instead of peanuts ... or kiwi instead of doritos ....
NeedlesxPins198d: how to prevent domestic violence
NeedlesxPins198d: lesson 1
NeedlesxPins198d: listen to the man
NeedlesxPins198d: lesson 2
aCalvI0 3 8 7: lmao
NeedlesxPins198d: stay in the kitchen
aCalvI0 3 8 7: roflmao ..
NeedlesxPins198d: lesson 3
NeedlesxPins198d: dont talk back and i wont tell you twice
NeedlesxPins198d: example
NeedlesxPins198d: why did the woman have to black eyes
NeedlesxPins198d: she talked mack and i told her twice
NeedlesxPins198d: back*
aCalvI0 3 8 7: lol ....
aCalvI0 3 8 7: lesson 4 : the man is always right
NeedlesxPins198d: tips:
NeedlesxPins198d: feed me, clean, sex me up, STFU, and everythin will go just fine
aCalvI0 3 8 7: ::inserts (HAND-JOB) after every comma::
NeedlesxPins198d: BJ's are soo much better
aCalvI0 3 8 7: thats included twice in the "sex me up" part ...
aCalvI0 3 8 7: hand jobs are just a minor side detail
NeedlesxPins198d: i dont like had jobs
NeedlesxPins198d: hand*
NeedlesxPins198d: its like masturbation with out havin to do any work
aCalvI0 3 8 7: hey ... she puts some lotion on her hands .... u lay back ... magic starts squirting all over the place
aCalvI0 3 8 7: pfft thats the lazy mans way of masturbating ..... get a girl to do it for u .... fuck yea
NeedlesxPins198d: no they dont know how to do it right
NeedlesxPins198d: that dont have a penor
aCalvI0 3 8 7: lol ....
NeedlesxPins198d: i like my hand
NeedlesxPins198d: i'm used to my hand
NeedlesxPins198d: i have a groove on my hand
NeedlesxPins198d: lmao
aCalvI0 3 8 7: lol
aCalvI0 3 8 7: what u put deftones on while u masturbate ....
NeedlesxPins198d: white pony
aCalvI0 3 8 7: lol .. sticks and stones for me ....
aCalvI0 3 8 7: (NFG)
NeedlesxPins198d: omg
NeedlesxPins198d: gay
aCalvI0 3 8 7: along with say anything playing .... and its a done deal
NeedlesxPins198d: the radio part on replay
NeedlesxPins198d: i'll let girls do what i cant do to my self
aCalvI0 3 8 7: fuck u in the ass
aCalvI0 3 8 7: play with ure nipples ..
NeedlesxPins198d: i cant give myself a bj so let the girl do that
aCalvI0 3 8 7: hey u dont know until u try !!!!!!!
NeedlesxPins198d: hey i've tried
aCalvI0 3 8 7: yea and u reached how far ....
NeedlesxPins198d: i'm just not that flexible
aCalvI0 3 8 7: lol
NeedlesxPins198d: i cant sex myself up so let the girl jopin
NeedlesxPins198d: join
NeedlesxPins198d: u get my point
NeedlesxPins198d: and now this is goin on LJ
NeedlesxPins198d: and i wanna see the women bicker about how sexist i am
aCalvI0 3 8 7: lol .... mmm IM LOVIN IT
NeedlesxPins198d: and by sexist i really mean sexxy
aCalvI0 3 8 7: pfft nigga please i bet u act all sexist but around sarah u were like ..... i love u baby ...
NeedlesxPins198d: that is not goin LJ
aCalvI0 3 8 7: then she turns around and ure like damn right go fetch me a beer ... "what was that sweety" ..... "oh nothing"
aCalvI0 3 8 7: LMAO !
NeedlesxPins198d: thats not the point
aCalvI0 3 8 7: the point is that its not going on ure LJ but its going on mine
NeedlesxPins198d: u my friend are a disapointment to all man kind
aCalvI0 3 8 7: MAN ! kind ... not woman kind ...
aCalvI0 3 8 7: man power .... cough cough ....
NeedlesxPins198d: bitch ass punk
NeedlesxPins198d: tryin to redeem urself cuz u kno the women will kick yo ass for this
aCalvI0 3 8 7: yea ull sister will throw a tantrum and not wanna go out with us this weekend ...
aCalvI0 3 8 7: then ure mom will throw her out of the house ...
NeedlesxPins198d: SCORE!
aCalvI0 3 8 7: and she'll be giving me funny faces the whole night
aCalvI0 3 8 7: go post ... i wanna see the comments sore ....