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1. What's your porn name? Juniper charmer
2. Do you go commando? When i was in Nam
3. What's the theme song to your life? Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap- AC/DC
4. What could you not live without Sex or music? I've paid for both, so money.
5. What are you craving right now? right now im carving a lifesize picture of jesus having sex with a nazi into my chest. wait, CRAVING? oh, in that case, something up my ass.
6. What's your fetish? see question 5.
7. ever have phone sex? yeah i really knew how to push its buttons. (rimshot)
8. What's your favorite item of clothing on the Opposite sex? tight chaps and a catwoman mask.
9. What's the one thing you must achieve before you die? save all the starving children in Somalia, either that or go invisible and piss in everyones drinks.
10. What do you want on your tombstone? "Hitler Lies Here." and whoever spits on it first gets a prize.
11. What movie explains you? Any movie where there are zombies and explosions and everyone dies in the end except for one person who was smart enough to be like, "fuck fighting the undead, im gonna go hide in the attic"
12. If you could change your name what would it be? Rock 'N Roll
13. In your opinion who's the hottest person of the opposite sex on your livejournal list? My best friend heather of course............. 14. What celebrity annoys the hell out of you? Leonardo Dicaprio because he won't be friends with me. i call and write letters with trashy pictures of me enclosed and i only kidnapped his girlfriend that one time. Leo, if youre reading this, all i wanted was a drink with you, just one drink. JESUS MAN ONE DRINK!
15. What's your fantasy? See question .5. Only now I’m dressed like a Pretty, Pretty, Princess.
16. Dream car? the kind that has the breathalizer on it, but one that works the opposite
17. Top 5 bands? Norma Jean, Poison the well, Otep, Spice girls, Dir en grey
18. Do you believe in love at first sight? Out of my good eye
19. Favorite lyric? "fix yourself girl, you’ve got a cameltoe"
20. Are you crushing on someone right now? My boyfriend.
21. Are brains sexy? Depends on what they're wearing
22. Favorite Joke? Life
23. Favorite body part? Boobies!
24. Favorite fast food Restaurant? Mcdonalds! I be loving my fries.
25. How many times a day do you want sex? i need to figure this out with a simple equation. Gia walks into a bar where there are 42 single men. 12 of these men are attractive, 15 are way over her age requirement, 2 are way under it. 4 have mullets and 1 is wearing an iron maiden shirt with the sleeves cut off. 2 cant 't dance,5 are retarded, 10 are drinking cosmopolitans, 1 is with his mother, 8 are definitely gay and 3 are with their "girlfriends". if Gia - pi + age/frequency-homosexuals= sex, then the answer can only be zero unless drink% is added in. so in conclusion sex+Gia+drinks= all the time if theyre cute. Hah. Kidding Honey. I meant, = all the time if they’re my boyfriend.