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[infelicitas]

So Bartlett and I saw Angelina's boobs. Technically the movie's name was "taking lives" or some shit like that, but I didn't pay too much attention. The only reason people are going to see that movie is for boobs. perfect boobs. I mean, if I saw those in real life, I would never be able to see another pair of boobs again in my life. I would always

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[durdenzb]

This is Angelina Jolie. Call my cell (555-6753) if you want to be on my friends with benefits list.

later love

*wink*

(ignore the username, can't post anonymously where I am at and Zack gave me his old lj handle)

[xspace_monkeyx]

gasp, look at that. your prayers have been answered!

(been drinking too much)

[xxseductressxx]

i agree with you.
people who are friends with benefits are not usually true friends.
they are two people who want to fuck but are too lazy or immature for the responsibilities of a real relationship.
but they don't want people to question them about defining their status.
hence the term "friends with benefits."

Re: This is how it's done

[xxseductressxx]

fuck you.
you know it's true.
once you're friends with someone for a long time, you don't think of them in a sexual way.
remember?
you have no genitalia.

Re: This is how it's done

[infelicitas]

Five across the eyes