|& 01 - audio ||

[infernaldork]

This is great!

[Morning, Vertiline. This is Eliot Post and he sounds excited. The term "deprived" can accurately sum up his material life up to this point - heavily censored books being an exception. So, suddenly having technology in his possession? It's Christmas! Without Cee's terrible fruitcake.]I've never had a cell phone before. Is this

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+ overprotective father figure, go!

[agreatdeceiver]

Excuse you. Eliot is many things, but mistake is only occasionally one of them.

gee, thanks, dad

[infernaldork]

...I lol'd

[bellator_lucis]

[Lucifer uses Confuse! It's super effective!]

I beg your pardon?

that's why we're here!

[agreatdeceiver]

I was perfectly clear, was I not?

I love this game

[bellator_lucis]

[Well, yes...but the reasons why are not.]

If you admit that he is occasionally a mistake, and he believes that our hosts must have been mistaken in bringing him here, then why do you take offense at the suggestion?

:D

[agreatdeceiver]

Because he is my mistake. You, sir, are not of the proper privilege to imply it of him.

[LOOK ELIOT LOOK HE'S BEING PROTECTIVE ISN'T THIS WHAT DADS DO? DOES THAT MAKE HIM A GOOD DAD? PLEASE SAY YES?]

way to bat a thousand, dad

[infernaldork]

[YES, OF COURSE TELLING YOUR SON THAT HE WAS AN UNWANTED RESULT OF YOU FOOLING AROUND WITH A GODDESS IS A GREAT IDEA.]

hey he could use credit for trying. :|

[agreatdeceiver]

[WELL IT'S BETTER THAN LYING and didn't he promise never to do that?]

this is an "all or nothing, pay the shrink bills" sort of deal

[infernaldork]

[Yes, but it really helps if you stop editing out the important part of the truths!]

Re: :D

[bellator_lucis]

[...You're reminding him a lot of Jecht, except more polished. Odd.]

I see. Then I apologize.

[He's not exactly sure why he should be sorry, but apologizing seems easier than continuing this strange argument.]

[agreatdeceiver]

Hm, very well.