What's in yer wallet?

[infinite_chaos]

I have a bunch of these stupid supermarket cards. I do my best to have my name be something funny and/or asinine on them. While I can admire a bit the folks I know that are Richard Nixon, it's been done. I was talking to sonny boy about what I should do on my next one and he came up with a great answer: Jimmy Hat. I had been considering something

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re: names

[ylys]

the last one i used on a supermarket card was Ymila Kryznaykvlich, or something entirely unpronounceable like that. I just like the way the checkers look at the receipt, look at me, and say, "Have a nice day, ma'am."

if i'm pretending to be someone else though, like if i get hit on by a guy who i don't really wanna talk to, i always say i'm elise. it used to be emily, but now i'm emily here, so i can't be emily elsewhere.

what else is in my wallet? the usual grotesqueries: license, library card, video store membership cards that i never use... various receipts, bus pass, etc. nothing interesting, sadly. but that's why i have a backpack.

"I have a vewwy good fwiend in Wome..."

[gund_kata]

Seriously, we have a friend in London named James Hatt. When South Park first hit, his friends musta had a field day with him. And let's not even broach the latex angle.

I've also known folks with names like Paolo Felcher and a Steve Handke (sounds like the Xmas Poo). In another instance, there was a company with a couple of employees named Dave Engling and Tim Estes. In one memo, the distribution list read: DEngling, TEstes, etc.