Being the creeper

[infinitechance]

First of all, let me say that there is not much that sucks about being a guy. We get to pee standing up, our orgasms are not complicated and more likely to happen, and our genitalia isn't designed to start bleeding every month

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thanx luke!

[anonymous]

as the mother of at least 1 son who enjoys dance, pink and playing dress-up with his sister (we'll see about mitchell?...), thank you for writing this! being male is still easier tho...
also, porpoise?...you have that much water on the sidewalks of chicago? tortoise maybe?...
xo drea