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Yes, I've been away forever. Naturally, I'm going to start off thinking I have a lot to say, and I'm going to end up forgetting most of it in the time it takes me to pass out on the keyboard ( Read more... ) -
Letters to Celebrities/ Various
Dear Flavor Flav,
I do believe that I speak for myself and oooh_push_it when I say, Buh? Why do you have another reality show? I think that two was probably enough. Further, how in the hell did you find so many women with the collective taste of... I don't know, someone with extremely poor taste in lovers. You can't even remember names, so you've had to ( Read more... ) -
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Dear Jessica Simpson (requested by oooh_push_it1) You used to let Nick wear your shoes around the house? Did that contribute to your divorce at all? 2) Your lips. They are, how do I put this, insanity. If you didn't look like a big old drag queen before, the collagen has now driven that look home. 3) As an adult, you no longer need to seek your father's ( Read more... ) -
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So. I'm going into this thinking that I have a lot to say, but we'll see how long that lasts ( Read more... ) -
Nothing.
Ground Rules: The first player of this "game" starts with the topic "5 weird habits of yours" and people who get tagged need to write an LJ entry about their 5 quirky habits as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next 5 people to be tagged and list their names ( Read more... ) -
Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch who watches over you...
I'm not dead. Which is a lot to say after Christmas. For me, anyway. The holiday wasn't depressing, and nothing at all like last year when I was nearly homeless. That's a whole thing, not nearly as bad as it sounds, but nothing I care to relive. Add that to the list of intriguing things you'll never know about me. Unless you actually know me ( Read more... ) -
Letters to Celebrities (and some real people too)
Dear The Black Eyed Peas ( Read more... )
