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[infinitehistory]

[Alex is wearing a top hat and suit, walking with a cane she doesn't need, and squinting two monocles to her face, while speaking in English with a very thick, exaggerated British accent

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Fucking post of the year... also, because Ratsel WOULD do this

[dai_trombe]

-Ratsel is unfortunate (or perhaps fortunate) enough to bump into Alex decked out in her costume, and his only response is to stare aghast.-

Is that... no, it couldn't be.

-Then completely oblivious, Ratsel approaches this supposed newcomer with a bright smile.-

Ah, a new arrival to the base? I have to say, your outfit is quite remarkable. Wherever did you get those monocles? I'll have to consider picking up one for myself now, they look very fashionable on you.

[infinitehistory]

Aah, my fine Mr. Feinschmecker. It is I, Dr. Stein. Naturally, I am aware, old chap, that my new attire is stunning and simply transforms my visage, but truly it I. An astonishing claim, I know, but in no way is it a ruse.

These monocles are antiques, good sir, shined brass from Victorian England itself. They were my dear grandfathers'. He was known for fisticuffing with them on, and their spectacular condition is a testament to his fine abilities.

BECAUSE I CANNOT RESIST!

[driftingpersona]

*Julius shows up with a visor, shades and a GLARINGLY FLAMBOYANT RAINBOW tennis outfit. He is holding a golf club bag. In the golf club bag are a set of clubs, a baseball bat, a tennis racket and some pennants for various football and baseball teams. he is wearing very nice looking gloves and overly pricey looking everything.*

Hello good sir.

*He hands Retsal the golf club bag without a second thought.*

Would you be so kind as yo introduce yourself? A fine man like yourself absolutely MUST be worth knowing!

[dai_trombe]

-Ratsel's eyes dart from Alex to Julius. He is completely fooled.-

Aha! Such impeccable fashion sense! My dear doctor, I do believe you have just been outclassed. Tell me, strapping young lad, where may I acquire clothes of such striking magnitude? But I've forgotten your original inquiry, bothersome!

-He offers one hand to shake with Julius, and enthusiastically salutes with the other.-

I am Ratsel, Ratsel Feinschmecker, gourmet chef extraordinaire and ace pilot! A pleasure to make your acquaintance!

[red_devil_02]

...I need a helmet with a spike on it. Yesterday.

[infinitehistory]

Why, lass, I have one of my one, if you would like to try it on. I took it from the head of kraut after downing him with a fine Winchester.

brb painting Prussian helmets on all my icons

[red_devil_02]

Now that's bordering on offensive.

Awesome.

[infinitehistory]

I would like to believe that in a truly tolerant society there is such a thing as being so offensive it is no longer offensive.

But instead I will come to my own defense with this statement: he had it coming. Hip hip, hurray~

[nepasfrancais]

*facepalm*

[infinitehistory]

[Can't help but drop the whole facade to laugh at his reaction]

[nepasfrancais]

*bristling a bit but let's remember we're supposed to be French, not British like we actually are*

Was that really so necessary?

[infinitehistory]

Why, sometimes to make a point, one must go to extreme measures.

[mechaotaku]

God, I knew you were weird, but this is just taking the cake.

[infinitehistory]

My fine lass! What is the matter? You're going to be late for tea! Why, look at the way you're dressed~ A fine lady such as yourself ought know better. What has been occupying you such that you are ill prepared for tea time?

[mechaotaku]

[She huffs and puts her hands on her hips, totally not taking her seriously.]

Excuse me?! I wear this every day and it suits me just fine, thanks! And seriously, do you take me as the kind of girl who drinks tea?

[infinitehistory]

To be outside neither corset nor petticoat! Why, the whippersnappers of the other generation are rotting your mind. You're a foot into the bed, my dear.

[wetnoodleguy]

Oh no! You've gone crazy too!

[infinitehistory]

No, lad, I've finally come to my senses and my British sensibilities.

[wetnoodleguy]

Oh, I get it... Are you planning to become a Gundam Fighter?

[infinitehistory]

Not a poor guess at all, but still incorrect.