We think we've got hens in the skirting boards

[infinitemonkeys]

So, apparently, it's cold here. No one's mentioned the snow all week, and certainly there haven't been hours and hours of news coverage of Hampshire's impression of Hoth as though this white stuff coating the ground was an entirely new phenomenon and nothing else was happening in the rest of the world. There haven't been any sneering articles about

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[leiliaxf]

"There is a giant penis over Cardiff".

I wonder how all my relatives are dealing with this phenomena...

And what's all this muck about gas supplies running OUT????

[infinitemonkeys]

Oh, it's all hype and slight shortages. No one is going to be without heating yet.