Literature Writings

[inflameduntamed]

I decided while typing up some recent literature assignments that I might as well post them to this journal. For ~posterity or whatever. And maybe one of you might derive some tiny entertainment from them

Comments

[crossthefingers]

Oh Jessica, this was a very entertaining read. My favorite part of your Twilight spoof was probably saying it only took the author 3 days to write the next book. And the way it turned the girls into zombies, almost like a brainwashing.

I like the punch line of your sonnet. Rereading it I get the jokes ("step all over you" and "no deep conversations"). Very clever.

I realize the pirate dialogue is part of a homework assignment so you had to use certain words, but I kept laughing at the thought of pirates using words like "umbrage" or "vicissitude".

[inflameduntamed]

Thank you. :D

Haha. The pirates were Dylan's idea, and I figured it would be funny. Plus no one else really had a 'story' to theirs.

We have to write so much for Argroves it's ridiculous. I could probably find like 20 other things to put here. I'm happy you liked them!