A beginning copier does everything fast, going hard in just kids' lively manner, not on point, quickly running, sometimes too unpreparedly, very weakly xeroxing youthful zeroes.

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Dad challenged me to write a sentence using the alphabet in order, stating the most coherent idea possible. Try it yourself if it sounds like fun. :^)

Yggdrasil's dryad.

Bang! pop 60Hz electrical humWell, looks like that quaint old midcentury oven that came with the house has actually shattered the electrical heating element. Never seen that happen in my life. Half-inch long piece of red-hot iron just popped right out of the thing, and one end of the element dropped to the oven surface, where it completed the ( Read more... )

I'm told there's a tiff right now over a Conservative ad claiming that a Liberal win will lead to community brothels and kids smoking pot.

I knew Canadians were nice, but is it traditional up there to advertise for the opposition?

IfIdrinkonemoremonsterIcanseegreen -2 points : 2 replies : an hour ago reply
Why deport them? They're starving too, it makes them desperate. I understand the hostility though

ScruffyTheJan via Android5 points : 1 reply : an hour ago reply
Starving and poor doesn't give you an excuse to be a massive fucking assholeaselfdefeatingattitude 8 points : ( Read more... )

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Steve Martello, 48, a retired Army private flying the Confederate flag on his hat, two necklaces and a belt buckle, confirmed the theory. “Plain and simple, a rebel,” he said. “Tell me not to do something, I’m going to do it.”

...I think we know why this man retired as a private.

Following along on a dream I was having as I woke up this morning. Underneath a cut for the uninterested.

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I just now wondered, "Oozes will eat basically anything organic. Thus, what could they possibly excrete ( Read more... )

Under cut for politics.

( Silly GOPcritter, don't you know the Internet stopped up the memory hole? )