so i've been promising this for a while now. think of it as somewhat of a public service announcement in case the worst should happen.
so due to the fact that three of my nearest and dearest have had the privelege of being caught in a very sticky situation lately (hehe, due.... okay i'm done)i've decided to post a little quick fix for those of you who may become the unfortunate victims of a bad fit or an exploding baby stopper. sigh.
well girls, you have about seventy two hours to take action. i know you technically have somewhere close to one hundred, but with each day that passes, the effectiveness of this little remedy declines.
what you want to do is get yourself to a doctor and request a perscription for "the plan B pill." i kid you not, that's it's name. two pills, taken twelve hours apart exactly. it's not all that embarassing, you'll live. and you can even use your parents insurance card due to the fact that you are eighteen and are insured the right to privacy. however, keep your eye out for a claim notice in the mail. this is the only evidence that should come about due to the use of the insurance card. after that you're free to relax. i hear rumor from a certain unfortunate mommy, i mean party ;)... that the pills aren't that expensive without insurance... around fifty dollars. you can go to a family doctor, or any gynecologist. websites used to offer a quick and somewhat anonymous call into a pharmacy for this particular prescription, but most of them apparently have now discontinued this option.
oh, and if you have made use of this advice, please comment to let me know so that i may torture you in the same way i've tortured the rest...i'll leave you to wonder how that is ;)
so i hope that this has been helpful, and i'm sorry that i apparently haven't been available to take your urgent call <3