Superfood League of America

[infrarad]

• tea - The Flash (obvious)
  
• soy - Martian Manhunter (shape-shifting is isomorphic to picking up surrounding flavors; tofu is unearthly)
  
• broccoli - Superman (good for you; cruciferous, i.e., DCU Christ analogue)
  
• turkey - Batman (to satisfy Tony; have no fake rationale yet)
  
• blueberries - Green Lantern (imagination + bubbles = dessert + spheres)
  
• wild

Comments

[gloriamunty]

Aquaman can be wild salmon. He swims.

[shylon]

Wild Salmon can be Wonder Woman, because of its mercury content, and Mercury, like Diana, is a member of the Roman pantheon.

[alexsfink]

I know, it's so obvious!

here is the correct version

[nopicasso]

Tea: Green Arrow because he's english
Soy: Martian Manhunter but only because he's chinese
Brocolli: GREEN LANTERN BECAUSE IT'S GREEN
Batman is not a turkey he is a coconut (DCU John the Baptist analogue)
Blueberries are also Batman because they are the color of his cape.
Wild Salmon i thought was obviously wonder woman (due to her vagina)

Re: here is the correct version

[infrarad]

I concede that the world is not ready for a blue Green Lantern. But one day...

[satori23]

I thought of aquaman when it came to the wild salmon because well... you will always be wonder woman to me.

[von_doom]

Turkey = Superman, because he's a jive turkey
Broccoli = Green Lantern
Blueberries = Batman, I suppose.
Wild Salmon = Aquaman, though for the record Aquaman isn't really Justice League, is he? I mean, I don't know where the retcon stands now, but as I understood things, he was JSA for a while but is now leader of a rogue nation.

[von_doom]

Tomatoes = Wonder Woman?

[grantb]

Spinach pie. She's Greek.