I hate everyone and everything. I mean it. I have my reasons.

I had a dream about Jason Cober. ewwwwwwww.

I will not drink bottled water if it has been opened and then re-closed for more then 30mins. No matter the circumstance ( Read more... )

I will not pour milk with anyone else in the room ( Read more... )

1.When people think that if they throw a big word into a sentence here and there, that they actually sound intelligent ( Read more... )

Yesterday my sister and I were driving down Dunlawton and the sign for P.O. Elementary said "ASSHOLES". Now thats funny shit at a freaking elementary school.

Bagger- "Are you a nurse ( Read more... )

Yesterday was weird. Fun, but kind of strange.

After spending some really good quality time last night with my husband all I wanted to do was snuggle all morning. I started my snuggling and then I heard the devil himself start speaking. My cell phone was ringing. I went and called my mother back and her friend is at her house. To make a long story short, I am now off to assist in a freaking ( Read more... )

"You'll Be There ( Read more... )