TESSA'S MIDLIFE CRISIS STORY~

Jan 18, 2011 23:25

 SO... I WAS TALKING TO FANNY AND HE MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M OLD. AND I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING WITH MY LIFE! SO I WENT ON AN ADVENTURE~

SO FIRST I PACKED MY BACKPACK:








SO I DECIDED TO GO CAMPING! BUT FIRST, I NEEDED A RIDE~


THIS NICE OLD GUY PICKED ME UP IN HIS TRUCK!




SO WHEN WE GOT TO A PIT STOP, I DECIDED I'D GONE FAR ENOUGH AND GOT OUT! THEN I STARTED WALKING~


WHEN I GOT TO WHAT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD PLACE, I STOPPED AND SET UP MY TENT:


AND I WAS TAKING A LITTLE NAP AFTER EATING MY SANDWICH WHEN A BEAR APPEARED! GOOD THING I BROUGHT THE BEAR REPELLENT, RIGHT? *8D SEW SMART* UNFORTUNATELY HE KINDA FLAILED AROUND A LOT AND ENDED UP KNOCKING ME, AND THE TENT, DOWN THE HILL INTO A BUNCH OF ROCKS. OUCH!

BUT DON'T WORRY, A NICE HUNTER MAN GOT HIM!


AND THEN HE SAID I SHOULDN'T BE IN THE WOODS ON MY OWN AND TOOK ME HOME. *):* BUT IT WAS A FUN ADVENTURE WHILE IT LASTED!

*IS NOW WEARING THIS:


SO JOHN CAN'T SEE THAT SHE LOOKS LIKE THIS:


UNDER IT :')*

herp derp, nawt good, o shit, lol some bad shit be goin down in here, what what what are you doing, scary shit, i'm batman, wheee!, loling so hard, no pillows ;____;, kinda dumb, bandaids erreywhere, omg wat, omg, this is new!, ow ow ow, don't be mad john!

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