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[inhumandog]

[Hey Barge, it's the Ninth Doctor Major West Destro Commissioner Ben Jago. In Iago's clothing. In Iago's room. He's monologuing like nobody's business, turning every so often to address the camera.]

Love. I spoke on love once. About how it could twist a man's soul. About how we would do anything for love. About how I could do anything for love.

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[stopthat_destro]

[OH MY GOD, REX HATES BEING THE ONLY SANE PERSON FOR A CHANGE.]

I thought you were supposed to be feeling remorse for what happened.

[inhumandog]

If this is a dream, what does it matter?

[stopthat_destro]

Who told you it was a dream?

[inhumandog]

No one told me. I went on deck. I'm not on drugs, so that's not a possibility.

[expectremorse]

[annoyed] Of course there's such a thing as love. I've been happily married for three years.

[inhumandog]

And how's the sex? Any good?

Is that what makes it happy? [Scoff.]

[doctor_j_crane]

Is this a hallucination or is it reality? [Behold, fanfic Crane's bad attempt to psych you out.]

[inhumandog]

Reality in the form of a hallucination.

[doctor_j_crane]

Or a hallucination that has replaced reality.

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[gray_atonement]

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[inhumandog]

Something particularly funny?

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[gray_atonement]

It's fitting, that you should have that face.

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[inhumandog]

[Well, now he's all paranoid.] What's wrong with my face?