Comments | inigo42: 3 Club Tour

inigo42

3 Club Tour

Jan 31, 2009 02:33

I'm sitting in front of my computer, 'round midnight on friday night, doing what any male does when surfing the intarwebs at midnight on a friday... looking for porn. Mark (roommate) hears me clicking away. asks what I'm looking for on my computer... "boobies". Short discussion followed about why was I bothering to search for such and needing ( Read more... )

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katlyn January 31 2009, 11:51:58 UTC

Whenever I want real live boobies, I just... look down.

I don't even have to pay myself! (Though sometimes it helps if I get myself a little liquored up, first.)

;P

Cute story, anyway. I haven't been out to a strip club in far too long.

inigo42 January 31 2009, 18:45:16 UTC

Unfortunately I don't have the option to just look down and see real live boobies. I must rely on others for my boobies-by-proxy.

On the plus side, there were also boobies this morning, real live ones that I could touch without getting my fingers broken by a bouncer!

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inigo42 January 31 2009, 18:45:45 UTC

So I'm assuming the cheese sandwiches is the Vegan equivalent of "damn, those girls could use a hamburger"?

katlyn January 31 2009, 21:28:42 UTC

the cheese sandwiches is the Vegan equivalent

Well... as long as it was soy cheese...

;>

Nice captainwhimsy October 12 2009, 19:03:23 UTC

Nice story. You mind if I LJ-Friend you? :)

Re: Nice inigo42 October 12 2009, 19:07:52 UTC

Oh, heck yes. I just hadn't gotten around to adding you. Too many people, too many usernames. Friend away! :)