it's that time of year again...time for the braves to break my heart...
i will try with all of my might to be positive about this year's playoff run. however, there is still that little voice inside of me telling me to be cautious in my optimism. you don't understand folks...i love the braves. i mean I LOVE THE BRAVES. i've been following this team since i was a kid in the 70s and dale murphy was a rookie! i followed them through all of the years when they couldn't BUY a win. i believe in being loyal no matter what, even if it means getting your heart broken year after year by a team that either underachieves (like the braves did in the 70s and 80s), overachieves (like they did in '91) or just plain can't get over the friggin hump (like they've basically done every year since '91 with the exception of 1995). as a braves fan, i feel like that guy who's fucking the girl of his dreams but for some reason, she can't get him off. she gets him really close, so close he can feel the cum rumbling in his balls, but then she does something that cuts him off right when he's on the edge.
better yet, i feel like that girl who's got her man performing oral sex on her and although he gets close to making her cum, it doesn't happen. this guys is performing all kinds of acrobatics with his tongue and is hitting every crevice she's got down there, and while it feels REALLY GOOD, he's not doing the ONE THING that will take her THERE.
THAT'S how i feel. the braves have me ready to cum but by november i end up just frustrated with a throbbing clit and no one to take care of it.
now understand, i'm using sex as an analogy, but i'm not sitting in front of my television masturbating to the braves. baseball ain't THAT damn stimulating (although the braves have this one player who's fine as fuck, but i digress...)
so i sit here, in front of my computer, hoping for a miracle. hoping that for the first time in damn near ten years, the atlanta braves will win the world series. i could pray about it but i'm not sure if god's listening to me right now, considering i don't pray that often. she might have me on mute. i'll try anyway.