what the fuck is it with these assholes who feel the need to wear sunglasses on a day where the morning newspaper's headline reads:

Winter-weary Northeast digs out from latest storm
Third snowfall in a week drops up to a foot of snow
seriously dude, you are an enormous piece of shit. i mean, the fucking uv index hasn't hit 3 in 34 weeks and you ( Read more... )

the purpose of this entry does not mean that i am no longer affiliated with the heterosexual male race ( Read more... )

holy shit kids, what a day ( Read more... )

i don't know how many of you reading this are in my 4pm-5pm class, but since i dont really know anyone besides that one chick in my physiology class, and i dont even talk to her...im assuming none of you are ( Read more... )

1 hour ago
call received
caller id says
"work"
*guilt trip*
"hello?"
work from
3-7
good grief
charlie brown.

indie rock ( Read more... )

tell laura i love herso ray peterson died. ive never heard that song before. the only reason i know it is because in the movie high fidelity, jack black was going through the "top five songs about death: a tribute to laura's dad". "tell laura i love her...that would bring the HOUSE DOWN. laura's mom could sing it!" laura was john cusacks woman ( Read more... )

im semi-drunk right now. i was alot worse about 30 minutes ago. im tapering ( Read more... )

im eating my mixed berry sherbert as we speak...and i just unearthed the largest strawberry ever. not even at the produce stand have i seen a larger strawberry let alone at the bottom of a plastic tub ( Read more... )

true story ( Read more... )