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[injunkie]

Is it morning yet?.......yeah, so Happy Fucking New Year....now shut the fuck up, sit down and be quiet....but get me an Advil first.

I used to think Jose Cuervo was my best friend, but I don't think he likes me anymore.

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[tyler_rabbit]

One day Jose and I were at a bar together, and he said, "Hey, Tyler..." And I says... "Yeah?" And he said, "Drink me..." And I said okay... So, I picked up this 200 pound mexican guy and proceeded to suck on the top of his head... And he started screaming, "POLICIA!! El lunotico!" Then I realized that it was the bartender who told me to drink my drink. It was a good night.