I hate having an utterly and insanely brilliant moment when there's no one around to witness it. I need a posse, yo.

I think I'm in love with Lisa Marie Presley.

Famous Daddy aside, no really, he's got nothing to do with it. Okay, maybe he's got everything to do with it, mere genetics though. But damn, this woman moves the earth beneath my feet.

There have got to be parents somewhere who are wishing to discuss children in a more caring way then just wanting to know the colour of a healthy shit. There is just sooooo much more to raising a kid then wondering if clear snot means a virus or not. Right?? I am an inch away from reaping vengence for generations of hate-filled offspring.

MmmmMmmMm.....Just ate an entire Terry's Dark Raspberry, the whole thing, to myself, it was yummy. That's one of my favourite things, eating something all by myself. Like a warm batch of homemade chocolate chip cookies. They always taste better when you get to eat every last one.

My children are lovely, except when they're spastic over having to do the dishes. I love her, I love her, I love her. I do, I do, I do... The dishes of all things ( Read more... )

• Kayla and Alex head out to Mt. St. Louis at 6:00am tomorrow, skiing and snowboarding abound. I'm not nervous and that makes me nervous.

• I tore my right hamstring doing an unmentionable act, plenty of difficulty walking overrules my desire to go on said trip with the kids, for the second year in a row.

• Received subpoena, court regarding Lorena's ( Read more... )

In recent weeks, I've taken to babysitting a friend's child through the day, she's three and a most odd child. What I've come to realize is that raising children can be difficult. Well, maybe not difficult, it's hard to explain. I know one thing for sure, I'm not at all interested in raising a three year old. I don't recall my own four "three year ( Read more... )

Wanna see something REALLY funny?? Find a 7 year old and give him a cd walkman with all his favourite songs playing. Make sure he doesn't know that you can hear him singing.

Email only really has one fault. Okay, two, but only one of them bothers me at the moment. It's this bizarre attraction to keeping in touch on a daily basis. You know the deal, you've got a friend or family member who lives outside the local calling range, far enough away that you are still comfortable with the limited contact however not close ( Read more... )

Is it immoral of me to allow my children to use Blackjack as a method of practicing their addition?