It doesn't count as reading if you just downloaded it. Probably had your friend there read for you. Sad is what it is.
Well, at least someone is teaching you to read. That's important. I mean, I wasn't really going to teach you, but I'm sure Caroline could be convinced to waste time on you.
[Cave almost sounds genuinely concerned about the robot's ability to read. Almost.]
[1/2] [Action] deceptiveplaneDecember 4 2011, 07:38:43 UTC
[Starscream's not going to land, Cave...because he wont need to. However, a beam of data (fuck knows how that works) shoots down from the sky in front of Cave and materializes into...]
[Cave would be so very horrified if he weren't so FASCINATED. He was light, but now he's not? And no longer a robot? Is he human now? Cave grabs a ruler.]
Okay. That's a...good trick.
[Cave pokes at the thing, unsure if it touching it ignites matter.]
[ Caroline had asked Cave to wait for her as she gathered the things she needed. Coming outside to see Cave and Starscream about to fight one another actually hardly surprised her. Instead of intervening, she stood back and watched, pen and clipboard in hand. ]
[ Normally she'd have done something, but she was really interested in seeing the upgraded hologram's performance. ]
Re: ActioniowntheplaceDecember 4 2011, 08:13:27 UTC
[Cave looks stunned.]
How did you--? That's...actually really impressive.
[Cave, still simply observing the new technology, unaware of whatever danger the current situation presents. He simply nods in appreciation of the science.]
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... Do you want to just do this the easy way and blow him up? ...
...... It would still get the unwanted attention of Optimus, as obnoxious as the human was to Starscream but...
There was a ping as the radar appeared on the visor nevertheless, seeking out the radio signal of the humans communicator.
Yes? No?]
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In a moment, my -friend-.
[He can play this game too, Cave.]
Men rise from one ambition to another: first, they seek to secure themselves from attack, and then they attack others.
[Which is what they're going to do. Right now.
Don't pull Machiavelli on him, he was DESIGNED after Machiavellian principles!]
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It doesn't count as reading if you just downloaded it. Probably had your friend there read for you. Sad is what it is.
Well, at least someone is teaching you to read. That's important. I mean, I wasn't really going to teach you, but I'm sure Caroline could be convinced to waste time on you.
[Cave almost sounds genuinely concerned about the robot's ability to read. Almost.]
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The location pings again. No really, he's done trolling you now. Cheer up and go explode a human, he'll be back here getting rid of the ink.
But not the results.]
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He'll show you who's more literate. Quick, Cave. What does one divebombing plane + your body equal?]
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Hey now! Wouldn't Gladdy disapprove of this? Word of advice to the new loverboy! Making women angry in a relationship is a no-no! You'll regre~t i~t.
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Oh, the Viper surely wouldn't mind if I roughed you up a little. For what you did to my cube of energon.
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Okay. That's a...good trick.
[Cave pokes at the thing, unsure if it touching it ignites matter.]
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[ Normally she'd have done something, but she was really interested in seeing the upgraded hologram's performance. ]
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Do you mind?!
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How did you--? That's...actually really impressive.
[Cave, still simply observing the new technology, unaware of whatever danger the current situation presents. He simply nods in appreciation of the science.]
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He retains his strength as a Decepticon, so you're probably going to land on your butt a few yards back.]
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Of course you're that strong. Damn alien witchcraft.
[Cave walks up to "starscream", with a genuinely hurt scowl.
I offered to teach you how to read.
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I probably have read more than you have, to be quite honest.
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