Title: A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words
Author: Ink_River10
Pairing: TeukChul, Ninja!KyuMin, YeWook and EunHae
Rating: R
Genre: One Shot, Humorous
Warnings: None
Summary: The group returns from the Shanghai concert and discover something highly interesting from the night before…
A/N: Agh I have been writing TOO much angst lately. I needed a break and to smile and be like: GUH.
And seriously, I have been staring at this damn picture all day. Link embedded in the fic. :D
EDIT: The sequel to this fic can be found
here No doubt about it, they were tired. They hadn’t returned to their hotel rooms until nearly four am after the Shanghai concert, and after only four hours of sleep, flew home to Seoul. The bus ride from the airport back to the dorm was strangely quiet but for the beeping sound of Kyuhyun’s handheld game.
When they arrived, they waved goodbye to Siwon and made their way upstairs in a hazy fog of exhaustion and each fell into bed, faceplanting into beautiful, blissful sleep.
Most of them slept a good portion of the day. Thankfully, their schedules had allowed for a little bit of recovery and they only had things planned for the evening. Somewhere around noon, Kyuhyun woke up to the smell of food and that was the only thing that drew him out of bed. Wook was awake and making lunch. He smiled a little and waved the spoon he was using at Kyu, who nodded back and sat down at the table in his pajamas. A few minutes later, the rest of them dragged in, looking sleepy and in various states of dress and bed-head. (Eunhyuk’s was always worst, Kyuhyun thought).
The only three missing were Heechul, Leeteuk, and Yesung. Kyu knew from the look in Ryeowook’s eyes that Yesung had already been up and had food, and probably more. Leeteuk was probably still fast asleep - always the last one to wake up.
“Where’s Heechul-hyung?” Kyu asked. They shrugged together, digging into the food as if the addition of another member might mean less for them. Kyuhyun yawned again and began to eat, blessing Wook for his willingness to make food for them when he must be as tired as they were. He beamed happily and blushed, earning another groan from Eunhyuk, who stood up and turned around, facing Donghae. Donghae gleefully smacked his ass and Eunhyuk sat back down, glaring at Wook.
“I’m sorry, hyung.” Wook bit his lip.
“I never should have made that bet.” Eunhyuk sighed.
It had been weeks since Donghae had won the bet against Eunhyuk that he could go longest without blinking, and the price had been that Donghae could smack Eunhyuk on the ass anytime Ryeowook blushed. Which, as you can imagine, was a LOT. Donghae continued to grin widely. He had enjoyed winning that bet very much.
They finished eating and Sungmin stood, stretching his arms up over his head. “I’ve got to be down at the station in 2 hours. I should try to get motivated.” He said.
“Heechul’s still in bed.” Kyuhyun said around a mouthful of rice. Sungmin looked hopeful, and then suddenly out of nowhere there was the sound of someone laughing. Not just a little, but loudly and hysterically. They all looked at each other.
“Sounds like Heechul-hyung.” Shindong said, turning his head to listen better.
“Yes, I just heard him snorting.” Donghae confirmed.
“What’s so funny?” Sungmin frowned.
“I don’t know, but knowing Hyung we’ll find out soon enough.” Eunhyuk returned to eating the last of his lunch.
Suddenly, a strange thing happened. Everyone’s phones began to beep and trill around the table. Kyuhyun reached into his pocket and pulled out his phone.
“It’s a text from Heechul-hyung.” Sungmin said, staring at the screen. “Did everyone else get it too?”
“Yeah, it’s a link.” Shindong said, opening the message and clicking on the link Heechul had sent.
It took a few minutes for the page to load, but when it did, everyone stared in mute surprise for about 30 seconds, and then there was an explosion of laughter and shocked exclamations.
“What the--”
“Oh my God I don’t think we were ever meant to ever see that look on his face!”
“Is that what he looks like when he’s--”
“Kangin’s probably seen that face before.”
“How the hell did I miss this?” Eunhyuk gaped at the picture. Donghae doubled over in laughter.
“I don’t know…you were standing right there!” he crowed.
“Is this what I looked like when he did that to me?” Sungmin squeaked.
“No, hyung. But you do look like that when I do that to you.” Kyuhyun grinned, and Sungmin blushed.
Donghae reached out to slap Eunhyuk’s ass but he dodged away out of reach. “It’s only supposed to be when Wook blushes!” He cried. Donghae pouted.
“Look like what?” Leeteuk appeared in the kitchen as if he’d materialized there. The laughter and joking died immediately as they gaped at him. He was in his pajamas (white, of course) and his hair was stuck out at odd angles. His glasses were slipping down his nose and he looked sleepy….nothing like the sex god he’d been on stage the night before.
The sound of phones snapping shut and clicking off filled the room, leaving them all looking guilty, as if he’d caught them looking at porn together. His eyes narrowed in suspicion.
“Look. Like. WHAT?” He said, putting his hands on his hips. He turned to look at Ryeowook, who squeaked and turned around quickly, busying himself with the dishes. They breathed a collective sigh of relief. Wook was horrible at keeping anything from Teukie-hyung.
“Nothing, hyung. Are you hungry?” Shindong held out a plate, but Leeteuk wasn’t falling for it.
“What were you all laughing and talking about?” He huffed out a breath. They stood there, jaws working, wondering what they could tell him.
Kyuhyun saw it first, and he nudged Sungmin’s leg to warn him. Heechul had come up behind Leeteuk, silent as a cat and smiling as wickedly as the devil. Leeteuk stood there glaring at them, totally unaware that Heechul stood behind him until he felt Heechul’s long, delicate fingers slide themselves around his waist and trail up the front of his chest.
Leeteuk’s eyes widened as Heechul pressed himself against his back, setting his chin on Leeteuk’s shoulder.
“Good morning hyung.” Heechul purred. Leeteuk’s mouth fell open in an exact replica of the
picture they’d been staring at only minutes before. His eyes drifted shut and they watched Heechul curl his fingers over Leeteuk’s chest. His eyes were dancing with wicked mirth as they looked on, shocked and not just a little bit turned on. Leeteuk let out an audible whimper.
Shindong coughed, snapping Leeteuk out of his temporary Heechul-induced haze. He realized where he was and what was happening and that they were all staring at him. Heechul began to giggle wickedly, releasing Leeteuk and stepping into the kitchen.
“Is there any left for me?” He smiled at Ryeowook, the picture of perfect innocence.
Leeteuk blushed, a fine red burn crawling up his chest and landing squarely on his cheeks. Donghae immediately reached out and slapped Eunhyuk’s ass.
“IT’S ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE WHEN WOOK BLUSHES!” He shouted. Donghae giggled and took off at a run, Hyukjae chased him down the hallway, determined to get revenge.
“Um…” Leeteuk rubbed his face, looking like he wished he could be swallowed by the floor. Sungmin began to giggle, and it was soon joined by the rest of them. Kyuhyun cracked a wide smile as Heechul leaned back against the counter, eating rice with his chopsticks and looking for all the world like he hadn’t just molested Leeteuk in front of them.
“Was that a good repeat performance?” Heechul smiled sinfully.
“Hell yes.” Sungmin giggled.
“Repeat performance?” Leeteuk blinked. Kyuhyun eyed Heechul, and then stood, flipping his phone back open and heading towards Leeteuk with it. Heechul heeded the warning and set down his bowl, inching his way towards the door of the kitchen, watching them.
Kyuhyun held up his phone to Leeteuk’s face so the leader could see the very suggestive fan-taken picture of himself and Heechul from the night before. Leeteuk gaped in horror at the picture. "This is what we were…um….talking about.” Kyuhyun tried to hide his laughter at the look on Teukie’s face.
Leeteuk stared at the photo of himself, head thrown back, the look of ecstasy on his face was clear. Heechul's hips were pressed against his ass, his fingers curved over Leeteuk’s chest…just the way he had moments before. The memory of that moment from the night before filtered through the shock and embarrassment. It’s damn hard to resist Kim Heechul when he does that, but Leeteuk had no idea someone had actually managed to capture it on film.
His head snapped up and he locked his eyes on Heechul, who was looking somewhere between amused and ready to flee.
“KIM HEECHUL!” Leeteuk shouted, arms flailing as he ran towards him. Heechul yelped and flew out of the kitchen, following the same route Donghae had taken. Leeteuk sped off after him, shouting curses and threats. They could hear Heechul’s cackling laughter floating back at them as the two of them disappeared.
Sungmin looked at Kyuhyun, and then at Shindong and Ryeowook. “I wonder what he’s going to do when he catches him?” Sungmin pondered.
Kyuhyun grinned. “I don’t know, but I wish we had a picture of that too.”
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