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Sex in the Morning or Sex at Night?
Wheneverr.
Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Video?
Pics, haha.
Vibrator or Dildo?
Bzz. Bzz. o:>
Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On?
I'm shy.
Word preference: Pussy or Cunt?
Lol.
Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex?
Neither.
More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Airplane?
Both are gross. D:
Word preference: Cock or Dick?
HUGETHRAWWBINGCOCK ):
Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape?
Both sound a bit rough.
Which threesome: Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl?
Both sound good, but both have their downsides.
Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex with a Stranger?
Hm, it'd depend.
Newly Discovered fetish?
Erm...
Master or slave?
Slave, ahhaha.
Slut or whore?
Lady of the evening?
Light Bondage or heavy?
Light.
Whispering or screaming?
Whispering.
Ever lost your sanity?
...whut.
Most coveted perversion?
I'm not posting that on the interwebs.
Spanking?
Nah.
Submissive?
Absolutely.
Under the boot or wearing the boot?
See above.
Lol, double pun.
Hot Candle wax or warm?
Hot, haha.
Relationship Status:
Lurved and lurving.
Orientation:
Mostly straight.
Body type:
Let's just say i'm embarrassed naked. D:
Religion:
Zodiac Sign?
anal cunt.
Smoke / Drink:
si/si.
Current Location:
Niffleheim.
Your Weakness:
Procrastinating.
Your Best Physical Feature:
Lips? Eyes? Hair?
Your Bedtime:
Usually 1 am.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
YEAH.
In the past week have you masturbated:
I don't think soo.
Number of Piercings:
Ex- septum, ex- navel, lots on the ears.
Number of Tattoos:
1.
Abasiophilia (Casts, Braces, Wheelchairs)?
No.
Age Play?
No
Adult Baby/AB Parent?
No. D:
Algolagnia (Pleasure derived from physical pain)?
I'm not big on pain.
Amputee Fetishism (Amputation/Deformity)?
No.
Anal Sex?
No thankie.
Arse (Ass Play, Worship)?
Ass worship?
Asphyxiaphilia (Breath Play, Choking)?
Nah.
Balloons?
Too much like clowns. Sex with clowns would be too disturbing.
Bestiality/Zoophilia?
Nope.
Beating (Flogs, Whips, Canes, etc.)?
Noooo....
Biastophilia (Committing Rape/Sexual Assault)?
No thanks.
Biting/Teeth?
I don't mind it.
Blood (Drawing Blood, Cutting, etc.
Way too emo for me.
Body Hair?
I'm not big on body hair.
Body Modification (Tattoos, Branding, Piercings, etc.)?
Sure. Nothing disturbing, like Paulie Unstoppable.
Bondage (Blind folds, Gags, Restraints)?
Meh. :/
Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc
OH NOES@1
Candle Wax?
Depends where.
Chains?
No thanks...
Chastity Devices?
Oh, no.
Chinese Balls/Ben Wa Balls/Anal Beads?
My butt be exit only.
Cling Film/Plastic Wrap?
fffff hysterical.
Cock and Ball Torture, Clamps, etc.?
Ow! Poor boy!
Collar and Lead/Leash?
Er.. nah.
Confinement/Caging?
Nah.
Coprophilia (Shit Play/Scat)?
EUGH.
Costumes (Period, Fetish, etc.)?
Meh.
Cross Dressing?
Girls, yesssss.
Cupping (Suction of the Skin)?
Augh. (:
Dacryphilia (Arousal from Tears)?
Nah.
Defilement (Seeing a partner dirty or wet)?
Hm. :P
Denim?
Brokeback Mountain?
Depilation/Shaving?
Too French Revolution.
Diapers/Diaper Lover?
Out of the question.
Dildos (Hand-held & Strap-ons)?
Girls only, please.
Discipline?
Just a touch.
Doctor/Nurse Fetish?
I wanna be a nurse. ;3
Domination?
Dominate. me.
Ears?
I hear wif em.
Electrotorture (EMS TENS units)?
D:
Emetophilia (Vomit, Regurgitation)?
Ew.
Erotic Photography?
Fuck yeah!
Exhibitionism/Sex In Public?
Depends where.
Feathers?
Sounds like torture.
Pyrophilia (Fire Play)?
):
Fisting?
Only with my politicians.
Food Play?
Hm...
Fuck Machines/Robots?
Oh.. no.
Furry/Fur Fetishism?
Nah.
Gangbangs?
Nah.
Genital Worship?
"Any fucking time I hear this phrase I always picture a penis with a goddamn crown and velvet robe/cape on like some sort of king, and it makes me fucking giggle."
Guns (Gun Play, Worship)?
Nah.
Hair Pulling?
A teeny bit :) I don't like it to work.
Handcuffs/Shackles?
Nooo.
Harnesses?
Nuuuu.
High Heels/Stilettos?
Only if i was making a moviee.
Humiliation?
No.
Incest?
No way.
Infantilism (Pacifiers/Bottles, etc.)?
No
Kidnapping Play?
Hm, maybe.
Klismaphilia (Douching/Enema)?
Not sexy at all.
Knives (Razors, Swords, other blades)?
Nah.
Lace/Lingerie?
Meh.
Latex?
Plays right in with the nurse fantasy.
Leather?
A little here and there.
Making Home "Movies"?
Hm, maybe.
Masks (Erotic/Gas Masks, etc.)?
Hm, maybe.
Masochism?
I'm passive, give it a try.
Massage?
That's not sexual, come on, who doesn't like a massage?
Masturbation (Mutual or Forced)?
I'm not much for that.
Medical Scenes/Equipment?
Nursey fantasyyy!
Menstruation (Sex During, Eating, etc.)?
No thanks.
Murder Fetishism?
Nein.
Military Fetish/Uniform?
JA.
Milk Fetishism/Lactation?
Gross.
Necrophilia (Death, Corpses)?
COLD!
Nipples?
POING!
Oral Sex?
oh my.
Pain (Giving/Receiving)?
Meh.
Pinching?
Nope.
Play Piercing/Needle Play?
nononnononononononoooo.
Plushophilia (Stuffed animals, Plushies)?
I could never do that. ):
Podophilia (Foot Fetish)?
Feet are weird.
Pregnancy Fetishism?
Gross.
Punishment?
If i've been naughty.
The Rack/Medieval Devices?
Strange...
Raptophilia (Sexual arousal from being raped)?
Meh.
Religious (Nunplay, Priestplay)?
Hahahah.
Retifism (Shoes or Boots)?
Noooot really.
Rimming?
Noooo.
Role Playing?
Nah.
Rubber?
Nurse. fantasy.
Sadism?
Not too much.
Scent?
Mmm, indeed.
Sensory Deprivation?
Noo.
Smoking Fetishism?
After, only.
Spanking/Paddling?
Noo i don't like that.
Statuephilia (Mannequins, Dolls, etc.)?
Just strange.
Stockings/Fishnets/Pantyhose?
LOL. GOTHMOSH.
Talking Dirty/Verbal Humiliation/Abuse?
'Do you like that?' is fine.
Tickling?
It's practically torture.
Tongue Fetish?
Not too much.
Toys (Buttplugs, Vibrators, etc.)?
GIrls only. :/
Transvestism?
Girls only!
Urolagnia (Water Sports/Urine)?
Ewwww.
Violence/Physical Injury?
Nurse fantasy. again.
Voyeurism?
Meh.
Wrestling/Fighting?
I'm not crazy about it.
Zombies/Gore?
Meh.
Do you consider yourself perverted?
Not too much.
At what age did you lose your virginity?
16.
Have you ever deflowered a virgin?
If you give head, do you swallow?
Do you like oral stimulation of the anus?
No, please leave my butt alone. D:
Do you like penetration of the anus?
Nooo, please leave my butt alone!
Have you ever tried fisting (ie inserting a fist into the vagina or anus)?
I called it the 2008 election.
How would you rate the intensity of your sexual desires?
I'm pretty passive when it comes to everything.
Nymphomaniacal?
Lol.!
Do sexual preoccupations interfere with other activities?
Hahaha.
Are you promiscuous?
Not too much.
Do you ever regret sleeping with someone?
Shit, yes.
Do you ever have phone sex?
I don't like that.
Do you ever call a 900 number (or similar commercial service) for phone sex?
Those commercials are hilarious.
Do you ever make obscene phone calls?
Just as a joke.
Have you ever had a sexual experience that defies your "normal" orientation?
:P
Have you ever made yourself up to resemble the opposite gender?
Not really...
Have you ever had an erotic experience with a transvestite or transsexual?
Shh.
Do you find feet, toes, or shoes erotic?
Not really.
Do you find underwear, lingerie, or hosiery erotic?
Not really
Do you find long hair, cut hair, or shaved hair erotic?
Depends on the person.
Have you ever peeped on someone?
Nah.
Have you ever used a recording device such as a video camera to peep on someone?
No.
Have you ever been caught peeping on someone?
No.
Have you ever "flashed" someone?
Yup!
Are you a sadist or masochist?
Submissive.
Have you ever slapped, spanked, or whipped someone during a sexual act?
Lol.
Have you ever been slapped, spanked, or whipped during a sexual act?
Hahah.
Have you ever cut, scratched, pierced, or stabbed someone during a sexual act?
Bitten.
Have you ever been cut, scratched, pierced, or stabbed during a sexual act?
Nah.
Do you like bondage?
Nah.
Like to be tied up?
Nooo.
Like to tie up partner?
Nah.
Have you ever participated in a threesome?
No.
If so, what gender were your partners?
What is the maximum number of partners you've had during a sex act?
Myself and someone else.
What is the most people you have slept with in a single day?
Just one in a single day.
Does the idea of sharing a partner (such as inviting a neighbor to have sex with your spouse) excite you?
No.
Have you ever had sex with a relative?
AHHHHH NO
As a minor, did you ever have sex with an adult?
Nah.
As an adult, have you ever had sex with a minor?
Nope.
Have you ever had sex with a person of retirement age?
...gross.
Have you ever had sex with an animal?
Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooo. D: