So,
gigantic and I were talking about Bert, like you do, and of course talk turns to GSF, and talk turns to fic, and there you go.
So,
EL: i was just showing Sky your picspam!
EL: that whole series where Jeph is in the red button down and the hat? SUCH JEPH/BERT LOVE!
Ceej: i totally and completely agree with more Jepha/Bert. i -- okay, it's like near impossible not to end up in a GSF place with this band, so i was thinking about Jepha being submissive for Dan, and Jepha likes to get fucked, right? But I was imagining scenarios where Bert and Quinn find out about Dan and Jepha's kinky relationship and they're actually fascinated by it, and when Dan sees that he mentions to Jepha that Bert totally wants to see Jepha's kinky side instead of just hearing about it. He's curious -- hasn't Jepha ever noticed? And then Dan says he thinks he'd like to see Jepha submit for Bert, but then it actually leads to thing happening in a way where Jepha being submissive for Dan during the GSF actually means that Jepha fucks Bert while Dan and Quinn watch.
EL: ........i think my brain just fried
Ceej: because Jepha likes to bottom for Dan! and Dan is like, nah, I think I want you to top. top BERT.
EL: also, Bert is SO OKAY with this. Because he's never seen Jeph's eyes all blown out like this before, and Dan's telling Jepha he can't come until Bert does, and he can tell that makes Jepha slide CLOSER to the edge.
Ceej: ngngnhn yesssss
EL: I think at one point Quinn grabs Bert's wrists and presses them into the mattress. "He's about to get really--" is as far as Quinn gets before Bert's eyes roll back and half his body jerks up off the mattress. Jepha thinks Dan has the BEST IDEAS EVER.
Ceej: Thank goodness for Dan and his great ideas \o/
Ceej: I can't decide how much I think Bert and Quinn have hooked up before then too. Part of me likes that they'd be familiar with each other sexually already, but then I also really like the idea that maybe they haven't really...
EL: hmmmm. if that is the case, then Bert's reactions would be almost as visceral to Quinn as to Jepha. And Dan is already in dom mode (or as much as a dom as Dan Whitesides is capable of being) and presses up behind Quinn (they're still mostly clothed, across the room) and presses his palm flat on Quinn's belly, low enough that his pinky finger brushes the button of Quinn's jeans, and he's talking low in Quinn's ear. "You want to go over there so fucking bad, don't you," he says, and Quinn bites his lip hard enough to bruise. Dan's hand pulls him back flush with his chest and he says "wait your turn."
Ceej: omg Dan Whitesides, how so hot as a dom?
EL: he doesn't know what he's doing, is the hottest part!
EL: he's just following cues from Jeph most of the time!
Ceej: Ohhh, very interesting. I like that though, imagining Dan learning how to give Jepha want he wants as they go along. Also? If Bert and Quinn haven't really gotten together before then, having Quinn's hands on his wrist while Jepha fucks him has got to be one of the hottest things he experienced in a while. And it's Quinn's hands are JUST touching his wrists! His WRISTS. It's amazing.
EL: Do you think Dan TELLS Quinn to hold Bert's wrists? Because OH MAH GOD
Ceej: I think he does!
EL: also, by the time Bert comes, Dan is just sitting back on some hotel chair, maybe with his feet propped up on the bed, just smiling that little happy Dan smile. Everyone is so INTENSE! It's awesome.
Ceej: He's pleased by his own job well done in orchestrating it all!
EL: He is! He should get a medal! or at least a blowjob! Jepha has his eyes closed tight, and he's struggling to breath evenly, and Dan smiles wider. "You so want to come right now, don't you," he asks, all sweet and conversational, and Jepha just moans. "Get your ass over here." Quinn's eyes cut away from Bert for half a second to sort of marvel at Dan, but then Bert's fingers are tightening on his as Jepha pulls out, and really, Quinn isn't going to go anywhere with Bert looking up at him like this, all blissed out and sweaty and gorgeous.
Ceej: mmmm, yes. Jepha comes over to kneel in front of Dan, looking up at him and waiting. Dan still sports that grin, dropping it a little when Jepha puts his hands on Dan's thighs. He says, "I guess I could make you blow me first," and watches Jepha press his lips together like he can't decide if that's what he wants or if that's torture, making him wait longer to come. Dan reaches out to touch Jepha's hair, curling his fingers in it, and he says, "Come up here." Jepha climbs into his lap, and Dan pauses for only a second to appreciate how hot Jepha is whenever he's gotten to this point, edging and frantic, before he finally reaches down to touch Jepha's cock. Jepha bows his head forward, exhaling roughly, and over his shoulder Dan can see Quinn still hovering over Bert.
Ceej: Bert has trailed his hands up along Quinn's arms more, still sort of digging his fingers into the skin, and Dan has to say, "Quinn," and catch his attention. Quinn doesn't look up, he just says, "Yeah?" and Dan says, "Do it," and he squeezes Jepha's balls when Quinn gets it together and kisses Bert just to hear Jepha moan.
EL: h;kjglkhfglasjhf
EL: Jepha's dick is still slick with lube, and its so easy to just stroke him a few times, way more gently than Jepha really likes, while he watches Bert open his mouth to flick his tongue against Quinn's. They kiss all the time, obviously, but this time Quinn's hands are shaking a little bit, and Bert makes the most amazing hitched sighing sound when Quinn touches his face and he wants to think its totally adorable, except Bert's stomach is smeared with his own come, and Jepha is still panting in his ear. So. Less adorable, and more crazy hot. "Jeph," he says softly, and it takes Jepha two tries to open his eyes. When their eyes meet, Jepha gives a hot, hard tug on his dick and says "Okay" and Jepha just falls apart with a loud, low groan.
Ceej: (i am shuffling my feet with so much glee right now)
EL: (me toooooo)
EL: (G to the S to the F!)
Ceej: (YESSSS)
EL: (and dan's not a scary in-control dom! he's just a dude who is big and likes that jeph likes when he bosses jeph around in the bedroom, and sometimes gets a little rough! better than every girlfriend he's ever had, he will tell you!)
EL: (jephs like a PERSONAL GIFT FROM THE LORD. or, you know, whoever matches up with people, sexually)
Ceej: (yes! when he's not in dom mode, he spends time thinking about how jepha's awesome! he got so lucky! dan feels like he hit the jackpot, really. he gets to be in this band AND he gets to fuck someone with whom he is really compatible. it's great!)
EL: Not in the bedroom, Dan and Jeph are just like any other couple! Actually, the whole BAND is like a big couple, with the random cuddling and kissing and occasional groping. Which is why this doesn't seem as weird as it maybe should, with Jepha slumped into his chest, his come all over Dan's hand (and his tshirt, since dan is still bad at this planning ahead thing) and watching as Quinn's hand slips up and down Bert's sweat-slick side as they kiss.
Ceej: Dan almost can't believe this is the first time Jepha, Bert, and Quinn have gotten this far, but they way they're handling each other proves it. It's hot, though, watching them navigate one another, and he says to Jepha, "Tell me how it was, fucking him. Was he tight?" Across the room, Bert's spread his legs for Quinn and hooked his heels around the back of Quinn's thighs. They aren't making too much effort to do more than make out yet, but Bert's hand keeps creeping lower on Quinn's back now, inching towards his bottoms, and in Dan's ear Jepha says, "I still want your cock." Dan jerks his back to see Jepha's face, smirking, and then he slaps his palm against Jepha's ass, saying, "Is that what I asked you?" Jepha's sigh pitches higher this time, and Dan pushes back on his chest to get Jepha to give him room to get his shirt off. Tossing it aside, Dan pulls Jepha in closer and again and repeats himself. He says, "Tell me about how you fucked Bert."
EL: He has Jepha's wrists in his hands and he can feel that Jepha is pressing down into his lap, a little grind, but he lets it slide. Dan's already hard, but not so hard that he's going to cream his jeans. Then Jepha starts talking in low warm tones, and Dan thinks maybe he's wrong. "He was tight, but he wanted it so bad, you saw it, right? I could feel him relaxing around my fingers when I opened him up, like he'd just been waiting for it." "Waiting for you?" Dan murmurs in his ear and Jepha nods, his forehead dropping to Dan's shoulder. "For this. For us." Dan presses his lips to Jepha's neck at the same time Quinn lets out a high, muffled whine a few feet away. Bert's recovery time is apparently astonishingly short, because he has one hand tangled in Quinn's hair, holding him close while they kiss, and the other snaking into the front of Quinn's jeans. Dan grins and Jepha grinds down again.
Ceej: Dan clenches his hands around Jepha's wrist, gripping hims tighter. He's enjoying it for the moment, letting Jepha rock in his lap, and he clears his throat to say for the benefits of the others, "So Bert wanted you how bad?" Quinn grunts, and when Jepha starts to answer too softly, Dan thrust his hips up once to make a point, and Jepha says louder, "I could've made him beg for it. He would've." Dan smiles at the way Quinn thrusts into Bert's hand. Dan says, conversationally, still speaking up, "Jepha, you know Quinn's never been more jealous of you, right?" and Quinn breaks away from Bert's mouth like he wants to say something. He gets out, "You --" and then Bert turns his head to bite at Quinn's arm, and whatever Quinn means to say to Dan gets long in a string of garbled swears against Bert's chin.
EL: Dan just grins wider and leans back so he can catch Jeph's eyes again. "What about you? Can I make you beg for it?" Dan asks. He's actually so desperate at this point that he's pretty sure HE could beg for it, but its worth the extra few seconds for Jepha to still in his hands, breathing shallow and say "Yeah, yes." "What do you want, Jeph?" he says, swiping his thumbs over the insides of Jepha's wrists. "Your cock," Jepha says, voice reed thin, and his dick is already getting hard again. Dan fucking loves this band. "Where do you want it?" Dan asks, and leans in to let his tongue flick against the seam of Jepha's lips. Jepha follows his head, tries to make it an actual kiss, but Dan yanks his wrists to pull him back. "My mouth," he breathes, "Wanna suck you off. Please," he adds, eyes closing and Dan doesn't say anything, just lets go of his wrists and pushes at the center of Jepha's chest. "Yeah," he says finally, when Jepha is settling on his knees. He looks up to see Bert grinning at him lazily, Quinn's face buried his shoulder, the crown of Quinn's cock disappearing into Bert's fist with each jerk of his hips.
Ceej: (bert's lazy grin in the middle of hot porn shouldn't make me got "awww!" but... i totally did just that.)
EL: (ahhahhaa! he is all sex-sated and happy! and he has QUINNS COCK IN HIS HAND)
Ceej: (yes! it very much a joyous occasion for bert!)
EL: (for all of them, really! hilariously, in my head, quinn is the one who is going to note the date, and mark it their anniversary, of the 4 of them)
Ceej: (i can get behind that! he's mark it down, and when the anniversary got close again, he would try hard not to be the one gets all, "do you know what day it is?" but he ends up awake the night before, hanging out with Dan while they're all at Bert's house after the others passed out. Quinn starts to doze off, and Dan nudges him to say that maybe Quinn should go find an actual bed instead of the floor, and Quinn snaps his head up like he wasn't just passing out, all, "Wait, what time is it?" Dan says, "Almost 5 in the morning, man," and Quinn's like, "Five, that means it's already -- today is our --" and then he stops himself and squints at Dan sleepily, who laughs at Quinn a little and says, "Happy anniversary, loser," and Quinn lies his head on the floor again and holds up his middle finger, saying that Dan can suck his dick. And also get him a blanket, because he's fucking cold. Dan laughs at Quinn some more, scoots closer to Quinn, and he figures that if Quinn isn't going to at least get in a bed, Dan might as well stay with him.)
EL: (MY HEARRRRT)
Ceej: (Quinn is a big softy wretch when it gets down to it. He can't hide it! Dates are important!)
[and later!!]
EL: We fell asleep before Dan got to come!!
Ceej: I KNOW! I FELT BAD ABOUT IT BUT SOMETIMES THE NEED TO SLEEP IS JUST IMPORTANT (lol I Bert has used this reasoning for falling asleep before Quinn got to come too.)
EL: it is for his HEALTH, man!
EL: Quinn leaves him those articles he found online about the healing powers of come. "MY JIZZ IS HEALTHY. JUST FYI."
Ceej: Hahaha, yes! Bert apologizes and tries to smooth things over by saying, "Hey, okay, you want give me your healthy jizz now? I'm wide awake now!"
EL: srs question: which, if any, member of the used is into facials?
Ceej: that! is a good question. i bet there are situations where any of them would go for it. like, hey, if he's in the mood, Bert McCracken doesn't mind if you come on his face, but i kind of think the one who'd honestly just be into it is Quinn.
EL: ...yeah, i pretty much agree.
EL: the mental image of Dan giving Quinn a facial is going too bliss me out for DAYS. I wonder if Quinn tells him? He seems the type, just to out of nowhere, when Dan is so fucking close, to just stop sucking his cock and say "on my face, come on, fucking do it"
Ceej: !!! Ohhhh. And Dan, as we've discussed, he's really good at taking cues and being in control the way someone needs him to be, so if Quinn wants Dan to come on his face, hey. That's what going to happen. Dan jerks himself the rest of the way, and Quinn barely flinches. His eyes jerk under the lids and Dan's listens to him sigh, this really drawn-out, satisfied exhalation. As Dan finishes he pokes his tongue out and licks the corner of his mouth experimentally, muttering, "Fuck," and when Dan smears a little along his cheek, Quinn ducks forward again and sucks the head of Dan's cock, moaning.
EL: JESUS YES. His dick just smearing a line of come from Quinn's cheekbone to his upper lip, and NNNNNGH. (is this how we apologize to them for last night? we are hilarious.)
Ceej: (this is a totally valid apology! "sorry about last night, dudes. here's a facial!")
EL: seriously, Dan whitesides!
EL: how so amazing?
EL: Dan doesn't really know how all this happened (or, he does, cause the first time with Jepha was MEMORABLE and the first time with the other two he sort of, uh, orchestrated?
EL: but he's really happy to there, dude. He just sort of leans back against the door of some sweet venue green room, and watches Quinn suck him down a few more times, with his face all shiny and sticky, and he's all "you know? My life is made of win." and as a thank you later that night, he plays an hour of donkey kong (not his favorite game) and lets Quinn nap on him.
Ceej: Anyway, yes! Daaaannn. He'd been friends with the band before joining, and so he knew fairly well. He was familiar with how they interacted, but even that doesn't really explain how he's gotten to this point.
EL: its one thing to be that dude who gets wasted with the boys when they're in town, and maybe had a mutual handjob from Jepha that one time, cause he was really into PAs, but now! He's in, like... a relationship!
Ceej: sometimes he wonders if he should feel more hesitant about it. joining the band, getting involved with that band's bassist -- it's been a while now, and yet it still feels like things happened kind of fast. Other people might be more cautious, Dan figures, but he's enjoying it so far. he shares a bus withJepha, and they're good at living in the same space. Jepha tells him about the books he read and makes dan try like eight billion different kinds of teas, but... dan's kind of found that he likes tea.
Ceej: also, they sex ain't bad.
EL: And now, with all of them, it should probably feel MORE like that, like its crazy and too much, but really it just feels like the pressure is off a little. He and Jepha are good, and when he is pissed, or drunk, or just whatever, he knows that Quinn can make Jepha smile, and Bert will inevitably come find Dan and snuggle in with him and say things that shouldn't be comforting but are like "you're being a fucktard, come play with us."
Ceej: Yes! They have a good dynamic. Even in the initial stages, when they're working out how to be four while Bert and Quinn are trying to deal with their history of unresolved sexual tension up to now, or Dan and Jepha get used to how two changes what started out as just them, it's still good. They do a radio appearance, and while they're waiting in one of the meeting rooms for the actual hour they're on, Bert taps his fingers on the table next to Dan, the two of them watching Quinn talk to Jepha in his lap. Bert says, "They're hot," and Dan agrees. What's better is that he gets to have that, both of them, all of them, and he looks at his watch and then turns to Bert to say, "Yeah. Hey, do you think I have time to give you a handjob?"
EL: Bert's giggle is strange and almost scary sometimes, but other times its downright adorable. Bert giggles adorably and has his pants almost totally undone when he straddles Dan lap three seconds later. "Fucker, there is always time for a handjob." "We only have, like, ten minutes," Dan points out, slipping his fingers along the waist of Bert's briefs, dipping them under. "You saying you're quick on the draw today?" Bert grunts and tugs his dick out of his underwear like its a six shooter. Across the table, Quinn laughs and Bert looks up to find Jepha leaning back on the comfy leather sofa between Quinn's knees, just watching them. "Come on, Danny boy, speed over technique," Jeph smiles at him, and Dan tugs hard on Bert's dick once before holding his palm up so Bert can lick it lewdly.
Ceej: Bert sucks on two of Dan's fingers as well. He just likes to be watched, Dan's learning, and he milks even small gestures. Dan says, "For real, we might have to go soon," and Bert lets him pull his fingers out with a wet pop, licks his palm again, and then Dan's able to get back to stroking Bert with more ease. Bert growls and leans down to rest his head on Dan's shoulder awkwardly, shoulders hunched forward. Quinn takes a pen sitting on the table and flicks it at Bert's back. Bert grunt as Quinn says, "Somebody's loud," and Bert says, "Somebody's mad it isn't him," and pushes into Dan's as much as he can in this position. Dan just smiles and keeping pulling, waiting for Bert's breath to hitch the way it does when he's close.
EL: "Fuck fucking fuck," Bert pants against Dan's jaw, and Dan grins wider. "So articulate," Jepha murmurs to Quinn, and Quinn says "Well, he went all the way through the eighth grade." Bert doesn't even register that he heard them, and he probably didn't. Bert pre-orgasm is pretty much as focused as you get him. "Close?" Dan asks, and Bert just whimpers and turns his head to try and kiss Dan, even though Dan speeds up in that second and he fails pretty spectacularly, his kiss turning into a gasp and an "oh shit, fuck, yeah". Bert's hands are shoving Dan's shirt up to his armpits, raking over his nipples in a pretty awesome way, and he doesn't even think about it until Bert is jerking in his lap with a another low groan, and Dan can feel the splattering of Bert's come on his bare stomach. Two minutes ago, that would have been his shirt. Bert is totally one of the coolest guys ever, and Dan tells him so.
Ceej: "I like this shirt," Bert says, and he literally kisses Dan's nose. He smiles as he leans back, and then slides off Dan's lap to tuck himself in and sit on the table. "Nicely done," Jepha says to the both of them, and Bert says, "Fuck, now I want a cigarette. I can't smoke in here, can I?" Quinn shifts in his chair, and he says, "No. Fuck you both, by the way." "What did we do?" Dan asks, and Jepha says, "Quinn has a dilemma. It's called, I Just Watched Somebody Else Get A Handjob and Now I Have A Boner," and he only laughs when Quinn bucks up against his chest. Dan grins, and Bert giggles on, laying out on the table. Dan looks down at his stomach, Bert's come still there, and he's holding the bottom of his shirt out so that it won't stick. He says, "Well, I do need to find a bathroom now..."
EL: There is, of course, a knock at the door, and a dude sticks his head in to say "three minutes and we'll bring you guys in, okay?" and then of course doesn't stay to hear Dan's tale of "hey, no, I just need to get this jizz off my stomach first." Fucking radio people. Dan sighs in frustration and starts looking around for a box of kleenex, or a paper towel. "Wait," Bert says, and he's tilting his head back to look at the couch. "I think Quinny should lick it off," he says, all matter-of-fact, and Quinn huffs once, his cheeks already high with color. "But only if we promise him a full-on come bath when we get back to the bus," Bert adds with a sly grin. Quinn just huffs again and gets up, stomping across the room to drop to his knees in front of Dan's chair. Dan just blinks at him. "Shut up," Quinn says, and runs his tongue in hot, wet swaths across Dan's belly.